Krow
Garbage Connoisseur
Wow, that's pretty fucked up. Any idea what's going on yet?
But shit, the past few months? Sounds like you might have a bad fucking parasite or maybe a bad viral infection. To the lesser degree, you may just have IBS.
Well... hoping it's just IBS to be honest... barring that, they are supposed to be running some blood test to see if I have some disease that's a glorifed wheat allergy.
If that fails... the camera of indignity shall see all.
Edit:
Why was it undignified to go to the doctor?
Some combination of...
Carrying a paper bag with my own shit in it.... and/or having to shit in a zip loc bag in the first place.