I am at school in the library and my class is watching a pathetic movie. and I am on one of the computers. I am also enjoying the sound of the keyboard as I'm typing *tap**tap**tap* because it brings me happiness and joy. also my feet are sweaty because I was in a rush this morning and I didn't put any socks on. and there is 5 minutes of school left so that makes me happy.![]()
and yeah...
This is why we can't have nice things
But George, I just wanted to pet her dress George!
Speak English or get outJust had one of those horrible multi-shits.
You know, poop, wipe, realise you need to poop again, wipe, poop again. Etc.
Happened about 6 times on the trot (pun intended... except none of the yanks will get it. and probably not even the british ones. eh feck it).
Bloody horrible on limited bog roll.
/krig.
Amazing.
Just had one of those horrible multi-shits... the shock sending my dadda beating his bruised and kroovy rookers against unfair Bog in his Heaven, and my mum boohoohooing in her mother's grief, at her only child and son of her bosom like letting everybody down real horrowshow.