The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

Last night fucking sucked hard, but I had a good talk with the gf and feel better about our shit. I strongly dislike: vermouth, dry martinis, and shots of vodka (but at least they go down quick). But screwdrivers are pretty ace. Also had a shot of Jack; never had whiskey before and I was not prepared for that intense burning feeling in my chest. Wow. I can see carrying a flask of that stuff around in the winter, but in the summer time it's just unpleasant. I think I may just be a beer guy.
I was planning on studying ALL day today...but now there's a barbecue and GOD DAMN IT I'm an AMURRICAN and it's the 4th of July, so I guess I'm gonna be chilling with some French dudes all day. Life is fucking hard, man.
 
I just shat out the 4 HUGE meals I ate yesterday: post-midnight keema curry cheese casserole that I don't even remember eating, an enchilada with rice, refried beans and a gordita, pulled pork sandwich w/baked beans and cole slaw, a homemade cupcake, and a Sasebo burger.
 
Krig somehow found a way to hack Krampus and post on her account. I didn't think he was smart enough to be honest.
 
unfortunately that was a real krampus post. I am very, very, very similar to Krig when it comes to eagerness to share bowel movement anecdotes
 
great weekend..if anyone comes to korea you must go to Itaewon..so huge with the world cup and my god this beautiful polish girl i fell in love with..gorgeous everybody GORGEOUS

and newcastle is a really tasty beer that I will buy all the time, and cider on tap <3
 
I'm just sitting here and debating whether I should clean the pool or clean my Jeep. It's hot as fuck today and both consist of going outside, bitch.
 
Yeah, I have lake breeze and it's making everything smell bad.

So, I decided to blair some Manowar while I was washing my Jeep when this guys comes up to me with his dog that started talking to me about how he met Manowar and then there goes his dog biting my dog right in the face. I sprayed both of the with water. Now I am off to the vet. I have a black toy Poodle at 6 weeks by the way. I hope it doesn't die.