The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

Haven't felt an earthquake here in ages which is a shame given Japan's geographical location. The fuck-Tokyo-up Kanto predicted earthquake hasn't happened yet but I hate Tokyo so I'll be happy when it does.

TGIF today. Going to see Man-Purse tonight, gonna surprise him with Betty Crocker brownie mix I bought him from the import grocery store. Tomorrow my friend is having a going away party where she is RENTING A TRAIN and we will drink, eat and sing karaoke on the train.
 
Nothing, a female friend uses the word 'cum' insted of come in text messages. I think she's implying, but for all I know she just uses the word cum and not come.
 
then cum on her DAD!!!

I just wrote a bunch of gay haikus. I need to bring another classic novel to work to keep me from becoming a soft fruitcake.
 
Drinking and cooking dinner for my dad and I. I live at his house as of now. The owners are this old couple and her husband comes over and mows the lawn. Anytime he's here she comes over and screams and yells at him over something stupid for about 5 minutes. I mean she tears this old fuck down. It's almost sad and hilarious, they will not ask me or him to mow the lawn. It makes no sense.