The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[Omni]

can you believe that stupid bitch has a human growing inside of her?

There's someone that I haven't talked to in a long time. Be on AIM more.

 

[Zephyrus]

can you believe that stupid bitch has a human growing inside of her?

Anyone else thought of "Living Monstrosity" by Death when they read this?

 

[ASD]

SHES A STUPID BITCH!

Feeling empowered by slow, repetitive stoner doom. Don't know why but I always am by this genre.

 

[damnromulans]

just got back from a 34 minute walk. Fuck it's humid outside.
gonna drive it tomorrow and see my distance traveled

34 minutes walking at a brisk pace is about 2 miles

Congrats on being pregnant Omni. If I were you I'd be riding the Superman at Six Flags but I understand that some people actually like children.

Are you getting married because you're pregnant?

 

[cookiecutter]

It took a lot of my will power not to make a joke about Dodens and Omni.

Congrats on forming a babby

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

34 minutes walking at a brisk pace is about 2 miles

sounds about right

 

[damnromulans]

Wait, they're a couple?

 

[Valerie]

No, but they're so alike they might as well be.

 

[Omni]

Congrats on being pregnant Omni. If I were you I'd be riding the Superman at Six Flags but I understand that some people actually like children.

Are you getting married because you're pregnant?

I've been engaged longer than I've been pregnant. He's a very nice guy, so I think he'll do right by me as a husband and a father.

Wait, they're a couple?

No, but people have frequently made it an ongoing joke on this site due to our close friendship.

No, but they're so alike they might as well be.

We're not as alike as we pretend to be when people compare us, but we are pretty similar in opinions a lot of the time. I hadn't actually spoken to Matthew in quite a while before a few weeks ago.

 

[damnromulans]

That's exciting and I wish you well.

I don't think they're that similar. That's like saying Krig and I must be a couple because we both talk about poop.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Actually it's not like saying that at all.

 

[waif]

Back in the day, they backed each other up and complimented each other to the point where some of us wondered if Dodens had created a puppet account to trick us into thinking he had a girlfriend.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

That's exciting and I wish you well.

I don't think they're that similar. That's like saying Krig and I must be a couple because we both talk about poop.

hey honey, what time are we going to dinner tonight?

 

[SentinelSlain]

 

[Krow]

I don't think they're that similar. That's like saying Krig and I must be a couple because we both talk about poop.

Anal seepage flowing, I can't repress the urge
Thy coprophagist shall ingurgitate the filth

 

[King Richard]

It seems as if every female poster that runs through here is best buds with dodens at some point, krampus, Val, and Alina aside. Eventually they seemingly annoy him to the point where he trashes them on the forum but yet they (the chick poster) pretends like he's just joking until they finally get it and leave forever. That's generally how this shit works.

Omni's next.

 

[Omni]

Matthew considers me a good enough friend to buy me a very expensive limited edition vinyl release while I was unable to get online to buy it myself, in order to make sure that I didn't miss my chance to purchase it because of how fast it was selling. He's also one of the few people that I've ever met online who is genuinely concerned about me if I'm not online for an extended period of time.

You have a pretty poor grasp of our friendship.

 

[damnromulans]

Even Susperia?

I'm not actually female btw

 

[King Richard]

Well holy shit, you're one special gal aintcha?

 

[Omni]

Well holy shit, you're one special gal aintcha?

I must be, if people like King Richard the mighty Colts blogger of GMD take time out of their day to baselessly speculate about my online friendships.