The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[damnromulans]

Oh I know. But the ones who weren't moved to the U.S. in large numbers, and here they are.

 

[Einherjar86]

God, Scarlet Johannsen's tits are just like massive fucking cum dumpsters. I want to shove my cock right down in between those beauties and pinch her nipples till she squeals.

 

[ASD]

Jewish girls, like Indian ones, are very heavily polarized. You either have complete Sephardi skank knockouts or incredibly plain Ashkenazi chubby girls.

 

[unknown]

God, Scarlet Johannsen's tits are just like massive fucking cum dumpsters. I want to shove my cock right down in between those beauties and pinch her nipples till she squeals.

for some reason I read this in Brian Griffin's voice whenever he talks about Lois

 

[Einherjar86]

 

[damnromulans]

Jewish girls, like Indian ones, are very heavily polarized. You either have complete Sephardi skank knockouts or incredibly plain Ashkenazi chubby girls.

My German-Jewish total knockout friend moved to Israel and got engaged to some really ugly Arab Jewish girl. There goes that idea.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

Honestly, I have a thing for Persian girls. Too bad they all cost a fortune a date.

And not in the Aug way either.

 

[damnromulans]

IAPs (Iranian American Princess), JAPs (Jewish American Princess), Japs (Japanese), they're all expensive.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I have two Jewish acquaintances. One's a man and the other seems to fit the small with large bosoms description.

 

[Episteme]

My girlfriend seems to have taken genes from her dad, who isn't Jewish.

I do know of a couple of girls (twins) from high school who seem to fit the short girl with big boobs thing. They weren't too bad, but they were just annoying as hell.

Who's to say, I've never laid any blonde hair blue eyed scandinavian tourists in my travels.

 

[waif]

Well depends if you like short girls with big boobs

My Jewish girl (imported from Eastern Europe) is 5'10 and wears a B cup.

 

[Bitencourt29]

Stay away from them. We need to keep our bloodlines pure.

Wow, that hurt.

I'm in Prague now, eager to check their beer. It's a beautiful city

 

[ASD]

My German-Jewish total knockout friend moved to Israel and got engaged to some really ugly Arab Jewish girl. There goes that idea.

Come to Long Island and you shall see.

 

[Blind Guardian]

Getting facepalm-replies and going on ignore on a hockey forum because I'm ripping on Eminem. I must've become a bit too used to North Americans on UM who know that such things are shit by default.

 

[SentinelSlain]

More like metalheads on UM who know such things are shit.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

Wow, that hurt.

I'm in Prague now, eager to check their beer. It's a beautiful city

I am a relative of Guido Von List.

 

[Onder]

I'm in Prague now, eager to check their beer. It's a beautiful city

Sent you a PM with my plans for tommorow. You are generally free to join me from like 13:30 to next morning. That of course includes great beer in pubs/clubs, vodka and nice girls. Text me sometime tommorow if you're game.

 

[Windie]

having no life and sending people cupcakes on facebook

Also, practicing guitar

 

[damnromulans]

My Jewish girl (imported from Eastern Europe) is 5'10 and wears a B cup.

Look, a B cup is big to some people ok!??!?!?!?!

Also not that you guys would know but Jewish guys have big dicks. Right WAIF?

As for what I'm doing right now, I'm relaxing before teaching my favorite class and daydreaming about vacation. Today is my favorite school lunch which is a thrill in itself.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

I've been in a Facebook message chat with Bruce Lamont from Yakuza this evening.

Yea, I'm practically famous now.