The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[Cronopio]

I meant in your home. But then I live alone so I can 'get away with' stuff like that.

Oh. BUT THE TV HAS EYES. :zombie:

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Daily crap? Fuck you Krig. I pooped for the first time in eight days today. That's what I get for smoking on vacation and then stopping again

Hahah. I still havent shit, btw. But ya, im normally a one a day guy

 

[damnromulans]

I don't think I really need to explain but here's how

-I went on vacation and for 10 days ate nothing but bread, cheese, absinth and greasy drunk food (pizza, sausages, etc)
-During those 10 days I also started smoking cigarettes again, particularly high tar (12 mg) rollies
-When I came home from vacation I stopped smoking and had a stomach bug so I pretty much emptied myself out
-I resumed my normal diet and exercise regimen, during which I generally go 1-2 times a week (I'm just not a big pooper)
-Dietary change combined with smoking cessation (if you've ever quit smoking you'll know it makes you 'pated) and the dysentery --> no action for an alarmingly long time

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

why do you feel the need to go into detail about your fecal cycle i don't get it

 

[Valerie]

why do you feel the need to go into detail about your fecal cycle i don't get it

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/9612780-post37233.html

 

[damnromulans]

Satanstoenail asked.

As for what I'm doing now, my friend brought me back a coffee drip maker and coffee from Vietnam. It's thick bordering on espresso consistency and you mix it with a shitload of sugary condensed milk. Drink of the gods. The Turks and Eye-talians can fuck right off

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Finally taking a shit.
It's thick and pastey
And I had phad thai for dinner

 

[Doomguy]

Just finished setting up my new turntable and amplifier. The turntable's a Pro-Ject Debut III and the amp is the latest Marantz model. Will post pics if anyone's interested.

 

[Dak]

That's one nice thing about contract work, yeah. Things are going to go AMAZINGLY WELL for me in the States. Let's hang out

Back in the states and no visit? wtf. Thought we were BROS!1?!?/1!

 

[damnromulans]

I thought you didn't approve of me because I never intend to have children and I have milked the system to get a free abortion

 

[Dak]

I also generally don't like people who look like they speak that ching chang chong stuff . What's you're point?

 

[damnromulans]

Well then, it is settled.

I am so wired on this coffee I think a heart attack is coming

 

[Cronopio]

I'm drinking redde bulle.

 

[unknown]

I didn't know they had Red Bull in medieval england

 

[SentinelSlain]

I think lack of sleep and alcoholism is making me delirious. My daydreams and fantasies all just blend into real life and it can be difficult to tell one apart from another. Oh well.

 

[Blind Guardian]

Ye olde Redde Bulle

 

[Cronopio]

I didn't know they had Red Bull in medieval england

They did. They also had titte-fucke, lole-catte and rage-guye.

 

[Blind Guardian]

Outside of the joke, are you implying that tit fucking is strictly a modern phenomenon?

 

[Cronopio]

Outside of the joke, are you implying that tit fucking is strictly a modern phenomenon?

I think so. Sure it may have been practiced to some extent back in the days, but today, when mankind has grown bored, I bet it's a lot more common.

 

[Blind Guardian]

Perhaps. The upper echelons of society were probably more sexually adventurous, while the common man had vanilla sex.