The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

Thinking about fucking today. Having sweet ass and tits in my hands and deciding what to do. I love girls' asses.
 
I am hammered. Went to a wheelchair tennis party tonight. I dream of sitting on the Israeli player's lap, so fucking beautiful. So hammered, Snickers bar
 
yeah wheelchair tennis tournament is in town and there was a party for them tonight. coworkers were like "please come and speak english to the foreign players" but i was so shy i just drank a shitload and then was such a mess I couldn't enter my phone number into someone's phone. FAIL
 
Cleaning my house all day before Grant shows up and our new subletter shows up on Sunday. I haven't been in Bangor for two weeks and the place is a microcosm of the second law of thermodynamics gone into overdrive. It's not fit for pigs. Fucking indolent housemates.
 
yeah wheelchair tennis tournament is in town and there was a party for them tonight. coworkers were like "please come and speak english to the foreign players" but i was so shy i just drank a shitload and then was such a mess I couldn't enter my phone number into someone's phone. FAIL

For some reason that reminded me of this (by the way you should all read SMBC):

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Grounded at Reagan Nat'l Airport for the next six hours because my connecting flight was delayed and as a result Delta had to put me on another set of flights that gets me to Bangor at midnight instead of 4p as originally planned.

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zabu of nΩd;9825778 said:
Grounded at Reagan Nat'l Airport for the next six hours because my connecting flight was delayed and as a result Delta had to put me on another set of flights that gets me to Bangor at midnight instead of 4p as originally planned.

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:waah: