The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

I was hoping for my Chinese professor to say "crass" so that I could one day trick him into saying "crap your hands," but unfortunately his English is too good for that.
 
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zabu of nΩd;9970931 said:
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It's a schooner!
 
Farting a lot. Maybe I am slightly lactose intolerant, or maybe humans just weren't intended to eat as much ice cream as I did yesterday
 
Listening to Porcupine Tree. How can a band this good be ignored by the mainstream. Its one of music's great crimes.
 
Listening to Porcupine Tree. How can a band this good be ignored by the mainstream. Its one of music's great crimes.

Whenever I have a thought like this, I think about sharing my love of X music with "the mainstream" and instantly feel bile rise in my throat. Careful what you wish for
 
It's not my job to be attractive and I don't owe it to anyone

That's not what I meant. I was just saying you have quite a few traits normally associated with dudes, such as fascination with your own poop and shit (see what I did there?) like that. It's all good. You have no obligations to anyone. Didn't mean it like that. SORRY. SOLLY.

OH KRAMPUS KAN YU FORGIVE ME WHY U NO HAPPY?????????

OnTopic: Munching on some of these

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Gosh, long time I haven't joined UM :eek: Except to working every weeks for my radio show, I had a relax time all over the Summer. All is back to normal now, well, I'm trying to be back to normal :lol: As I finished to prepare my radio show earlier than expected, I decided to visit you :headbang: Hope you're all alright as I do. I'm listening again Turisas while I'm here, I became crazy of their music :lol: Not a lot of bands give me the goose-bump, but Turisas do :kickass: