metal_wrath
I dip my forefinger...
German is stupid. There's no reason you need three genders of nouns.
Japanese rules. No articles or plurals!
edit: Actually I quite regret not taking German until my senior year of college, maybe it would have been cooler to have taken three years of German instead of three years of Japanese
Japanese is more stupid. There's no reason you need (at least) three alphabets including 1000's of Chinese characters

Every language has it's own peculiarities.