The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread
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Jimmy... Dead.
contemplative curmudgeon
Text her. In detail. Get nuts!
Take Costanzas advice/attitude...
or even Mr Keaton
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA6hZ4f34II&NR=1[/ame]
Take Costanzas advice/attitude...
or even Mr Keaton
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA6hZ4f34II&NR=1[/ame]
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Krigloch the Furious
Pants full of poo
fucking flu yesterday. stayed home from work today and watched three episodes of the Walking Dead.
Soup, soup, and more soup.
Soup, soup, and more soup.
Vimana
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Cover your entire body in plastic, except for your hands (wear gloves, duh). Do not walk on any surface that isn't hard, and avoid any particularly dusty floor or any floor with a substance on it that could leave a print. DO NOT GRIP ANYTHING TOO HARD. As for getting rid of the body, dissolve it completely in acid, then dump all that shit in a river or something. Get rid of the plastic you wore when you killed before going back home and clean your own house.
Or you can open all of the windows in the apartment (remember, no prints of ANY KIND, including ear, lip, etc.) and leave the corpse there. If it's winter, the time of death will be a lot harder to determine. Kill the person with an icicle, so the murder weapon will literally melt away.
Oh, and in the struggle, make sure to touch the person as little as possible, because the gloves can be identified by contusions. Or, if you use a gun, do something that would alter the signature of the inside of the gun barrel, so that when ballistics analyzes the bullet from the body, the mark on it will not match any that will come from your own gun.
Wipe away all blood, too, thoroughly, and make sure the blood does not get on surfaces that will absorb it. The spatter will allow the crime scene examiners to gain more insight into the struggle and the cover-up.
If you get rid of the gloves immediately afterward it looks suspicious. Just keep the gloves and make sure that nothing is left at the scene that can identify them.
I felt too lazy to quote the previous posts since I'm only on here for a short period of time. This is just my two cents from studying forensic science in school.
Or you can open all of the windows in the apartment (remember, no prints of ANY KIND, including ear, lip, etc.) and leave the corpse there. If it's winter, the time of death will be a lot harder to determine. Kill the person with an icicle, so the murder weapon will literally melt away.
Oh, and in the struggle, make sure to touch the person as little as possible, because the gloves can be identified by contusions. Or, if you use a gun, do something that would alter the signature of the inside of the gun barrel, so that when ballistics analyzes the bullet from the body, the mark on it will not match any that will come from your own gun.
Wipe away all blood, too, thoroughly, and make sure the blood does not get on surfaces that will absorb it. The spatter will allow the crime scene examiners to gain more insight into the struggle and the cover-up.
If you get rid of the gloves immediately afterward it looks suspicious. Just keep the gloves and make sure that nothing is left at the scene that can identify them.
I felt too lazy to quote the previous posts since I'm only on here for a short period of time. This is just my two cents from studying forensic science in school.
zabu of nΩd
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zabu of nΩd
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damnromulans
Klingons do not faint
Two paragraphs basically equate to half of a page (and that's just due to the vernacular).
Awesome.
But god damn Starbucks for not having powerstrips! And damn me for not bringing one! FUCK.
Episteme
Member
You could have tried purchasing industrial grade Hydroflouric acid and a barrel or a tub of some sort made out of PVC. HF eats through everything including human bone, human tissue, metal, ceramic, etc everything BUT poly vinyl chloride. Don't use your bath tub, as HF acid will eat through that, and if you live in an apartment it'll go through the floors and be in the apartment below.
unknown
fuck ftagn
Pfft. Grad school paragraphs = pages. (no seriously. I have no idea how this happens either)
that's not all it's sore from
I broke up a few pagers, but only by either a) restating the entirety of the paragraph through condensing sentences/fluidity & b) Just inserting breaks and changing a few words.
I loathe how papers look without breaks... it just fills me with boredom and apathy (usually the same thought runs in my head when I see these things: "I have to read all this crap now? BALLS").
I loathe how papers look without breaks... it just fills me with boredom and apathy (usually the same thought runs in my head when I see these things: "I have to read all this crap now? BALLS").
Krigloch the Furious
Pants full of poo
Master_Yoda77
Juggalo
Trying to consult the local state prosecutor to see if I can get out of losing my drivers liscense just because I got a fucking consumption ticket. I mean fuck, I wasn't driving, why should I lose my liscense?
Fuckin' thing SUCKS.
Fuckin' thing SUCKS.
Srontgorrth
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