The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[V.V.V.V.V.]

What's up with girls? I know we get these posts a lot but this shit is whack.

A girl came in to the pharmacy I work in to get a flu shot. She was with her father. She was wearing a sweater emblazoned with the logo of the university I attend, so I assumed she attends it as well. I wanted to chat her up cuz she was cute and looked nice, but I was too busy. Later on that day I bit the bullet and, since I knew her name from putting her into the system for the shot, I added her on FB. Now you might think this is creepy, but she added me back. I was pretty pumped to say the least, because, to guys, that pretty much means she is at least either mildly interested and/or remembers you. Girls will just ignore you if they don't know you or don't want to get to know you. So I figured, hey cool she added me back. I sent her a message just saying "hi just letting you know I am so and so person and I wanted to chat with you but I couldn't really get the chance so I figured I would contact you here!", but I phrased the above in a pretty congenial, non-threatening and goofy way to just be nice. And she removed me from her friends.

wat.
the.
fack.

 

[damnromulans]

She's a dickweed.

I've got cold hands. Teachers keep trying to feed me candy. The overnight staff trip Friday night was a fantastic time, everyone got drunk and started asking me for diet advice like I'm Richard Simmons or some shit. Had a really nice time chatting with everyone. It's hilarious how Japanese workers do a total 180 and turn into real people once you've fed them booze.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

elaborate on what you mean tbh

 

[Pessimism]

Anyone have any idea of how to best get rid of a dead body in a discrete way? 'For example', let's 'pretend' we're in a third floor appartment, would it be preferable to chop the body up in the appartment in order to easily smuggle pieces out in bags, or to put the whole body in a garbage bag right away? The problem with chopping up a prostitute in my appartment is that there'll be a lot of noise, and moreover, if someone eventually finds the buried parts it would be extremely bad to have blood fragments around the whole appartment. I don't think I have the stomach for doing that sort of thing in the first place either. On the other hand, I don't think I can carry a body that long, and it's risky to drag it around in the open down the stairwell and out towards the car. Perhaps the best thing to do would be to appear like I've got nothing to hide while dragging the bag, and go about it in a no-nonsense way, in order for people not to get suspicious.

I assume you are writing a novel, and you need this information for character/story progression.

First things first you damn novice, you don't spatter over your personal belongings.

Create a one-use garrote, and after your character has used it, be sure to grab hold of the body till it dies. No vocalizations will occur after the use of the instrument as the air channel will be completely sealed off.

Next, if you plan on dismembering it in the apartment, be sure to bleed your meat before dismemberment. Usually a carefully placed puncture in an artery is enough to drain the body if gravity is helping you - be sure to have a basin around to catch the fallout. Afterward's place the body in your tub, and cut into 3 inch sections; eventually when sections get to be too large you may start cutting into cubes (or other small sizable pieces)

When you have all your pieces cut, there are many ways you can handle a situation, but since you only asked for a method of concealment, your best choice is a plain old dufflebag. Line the interior with multiple industrial strength garbage bags to avoid any potential leakage, and place only what you can carry (average 50lbs). Be sure to place a lock on the bag just in case. This bag after all has very important things in it, perhaps things like weights and other gym materials, or possible computer accessories. Take a trip every two or three days, you have time.


Post processing is another manner entirely.




Alternatively: Boiling is one option that is definitely a good area to explore. If you boil enough water - enough to fill up your tub for example - and leave it for a good length of time, you can avoid cutting up the body as the meat will fall right off. Afterward's just scoop up the liquified remnants and either use the garbage disposal or for plant feeding (must be very careful with the latter route, as it is still traceable - with a liquified victim and a garbage disposal, all one needs in a healthy amount of ammonia to destroy anything in the drain). The remaining skeletal features may be disassembled and bagged for future destruction. I recommend a secluded place on your characters or characters friends property where they have access to a belt sander, or anything else than can be used to grind bones into nothing.

 

[damnromulans]

"She's a dickweed" means she isn't worth your time, drop her, she sucks at life, she treated you bad, move on, bitches ain't shit

The rest is just a sumup of my teachers' trip. Japanese people are uptight as fuck at work but let loose completely once they've had a drink or two. We were running around with Mexican wrestler masks on and Emphysema-sensei was doing the Cornholio thing with his shirt.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

wat. I didn't even know her, I was just trying to get to know her. She didn't really "treat" me like anything, just played passive-aggressive, which is definitely irritating. Ohwell.

 

[damnromulans]

Well, considering your only interaction was her being irritating, you certainly can't say she treated you well

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

I suppose. Still would've liked to at least chat with her. Bitch.

 

[Zephyrus]

My interpretation is that it did creep her out that you got her name from her medical records. She probably friended you in case it was for some other reason she didn't know, but your message confirmed nothing other than you being interested in her. Doesn't matter how you worded it.

 

[Valerie]

since I knew her name from putting her into the system for the shot, I added her on FB. Now you might think this is creepy

It is creepy. There's your problem.

but she added me back.

She probably saw where you went to school and assumed you knew her from a class or something. Then upon finding out that you were the random stranger guy from the pharmacy she didn't want to be friends, which is understandable.

Pretty shady on your part.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Ye are likely correct. Don't think there was really any other way to handle it so whatever. They're not really her medical records though lol, just an easy way to give people a flu shot who've already gotten prescriptions there before. Only knew her name cuz I was told it. Not like I had to pry to get it. But you're probably right that the message creeped her out. It was clearly pretty harmless but girls are weird.

I can see how it would be considered creepy but I figured the add-back meant she remembered me or, since she accepted it so quickly, was hoping I would've remembered her and was proven right, since we had exchanged glances and stuff and I had kind of joked around with her when she first came to the counter.

Regardless I don't particularly care how shady it was. I took a chance that perhaps it was just a missed connection that could've become something, and I gave it a shot the only way I knew how given the circumstances. Don't really regret it, no matter how weird it seems. Life's too short to feel 'creepy' just because you wanted to get to know someone and initiated contact the only way possible after initial face-to-face contact had failed.

 

[damnromulans]

Oh man. I went back and read it. From her medical records? I would have done the same, but messaged "ew" or something before defriending.

 

[waif]

Zeph has it right. You would have been better off not doing anything and seeing if she comes in again, since then you could chat her up properly.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

She came in, came to the counter, said she wanted a flu shot (and was with her father, so I felt pretty intimidated and didn't have time to talk to her anyway), I asked her name, put it in the thing, her name/DOB/insurance info popped up and I can't see any of her "medical records" aside from what other prescriptions she has gotten filled there (which I didn't even look at/care about). I think that hardly constitutes creepy really; she had to give me her name to get the shot. I remembered it because I'm great with names. It actually took me like 10 minutes to remember the last name though

and meh, I'm pretty impatient with shit like that. Not like I was planning on marrying her, she just seemed cool and I wanted to chat her up. Don't need to get my hopes up that she'll come in again, esp. cuz I'd never seen her before.

 

[damnromulans]

Can't say you didn't try. I suppose if she were interested, it wouldn't matter how you got her info. Better luck with another!

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

totes mcgotes. I just hate how judgmental people can be (esp. girls since they're really the only people a straight guy "tries" to have a relationship with, platonic or romantic anyway). Like, seriously, I knew your fucking name because you told me it. It isn't like, if there were a site that could search for people by their scents, I'd put what she smelled like in then found her because of a positive scent-match then sent her a message telling her how great she smelled. I mean, that's creepy. Your name is fucking public information that is easy to learn when being told it.

I think she was Jewish anyway, though, and you all know how much I hate der Juden. Not really but I don't think I could deal with having another girlfriend who is religious/spiritual even to some mild degree.

 

[damnromulans]

For sure, for sure. It just wasn't a match made in Jew-heaven. Don't write off die Juden though, most American Jews are pretty darn secular and usually come from money!

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Damn that makes me feel worse! I could've been RICH!?

 

[Mentok]

win

 

[Cronopio]

So this Saturday I was at this party and I met this über-hot girl and somehow (that must've been the way it went down) she gave me her address, becuase I just discovered it written down in the notepad section of my phone. What. The. Fuck. Like seriously. And the time at which it had been written down was like 12.30PM which makes it totally plausible. I mean, like there is no way I was surfing the net for her details at that time, not with the party being in full swing at that particular point in time. Like no way. Seriously.

So what should I do now? Call her? Text her? Bite the fucking bullet and realize she will never ever have a cuppa with me and just delete the note?