The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[Master_Yoda77]

The most wrecked I've ever been? Sweet Jesus, I was drinking McCormick's Vodka straight from the handle, chugging the fucker, after several beers and other mixed drinks. I woke up to find my apartment covered in vomit. I think I puked in three different rooms.

I also was not able to function properly until like 8:00 pm the next day. I watched both Alien and Aliens before cleaning up the vomit. I could not move.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I have had full days wiped out, gone out friday, out of bed sunday midday. Sombrero on the floor, new numbers in the phone, vomit in the sink etc.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

The most wrecked I've ever been? Sweet Jesus, I was drinking McCormick's Vodka straight from the handle, chugging the fucker, after several beers and other mixed drinks. I woke up to find my apartment covered in vomit. I think I puked in three different rooms.

I also was not able to function properly until like 8:00 pm the next day. I watched both Alien and Aliens before cleaning up the vomit. I could not move.

Since when did you decide to start fucking up your life with alcohol?

 

[divine_torture]

I'm enjoying the start of 3 very slow, easy going weeks at work. Yay!

The Decatur Celebration is this weekend, should be fun. Haven't been since I was a wee lad.

 

[damnromulans]

Calm before the (board meeting, draaamaaaaa) storm.

 

[monoxide_child]

dyed a guy's hair blue Tuesday, just now got the last of the blue hair dye off of my left hand

this guy ^^^ made a brand-new youtube video, the lighting sucks, but his hair really is blue in this video

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Tried to fart and almost shit my pants. Now im shitting pure slop.

 

[Onder]

My elbow is almost fine now.

 

[damnromulans]

Tried to fart and almost shit my pants. Now im shitting pure slop.

I had a rather unsatisfactory log this morning that felt like a rabbit pellet. JEALOUS. Still worth it to not be smoking cigs though!

 

[Onder]

I had no cig in cca 2 weeks I think. I just don't have any.

 

[A1a23]

Tried to fart and almost shit my pants. Now im shitting pure slop.

You are lucky. It could have been much worse. About a year ago I did the same thing while driving but actually shat myself pretty good with that slop. The rest of the ride was very uncomfortable, to say the least.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

 

[The Butt]

Tried to fart and almost shit my pants. Now im shitting pure slop.

There is no shame in having to wipe after a particularly raunchy fart, Krig.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Just watched Serbian Folm, now listening to Lifelover's Konkurs album.

 

[damnromulans]

Booking hotel rooms for visiting members of our organization next week. Will be interesting to meet them in person after just talking to them over phone and email for several months.

 

[Cronopio]

Hey guys, know what would be, like, super cool? If you posted about the shits you take, the texture, smell and overall experience of them. Yeah, that would be the fucking bomb.

 

[The Butt]

I took a monster diarrhea shit just earlier. It was violent and explosive, and it smelled like death.

All in all, it was awesome.

 

[Cronopio]

On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate the experience?

 

[The Butt]

11. It was infinitely rewarding and fulfilling. I felt like I had cleansed my body of all toxins.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Just got home from a mini bike ride.
Jesus christ the 29'er is so much faster than the 26

Also, im taking a shit.