The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[Krigloch the Furious]

Tried to fart and almost shit my pants. Now im shitting pure slop.

 

[Onder]

My elbow is almost fine now.

 

[damnromulans]

Tried to fart and almost shit my pants. Now im shitting pure slop.

I had a rather unsatisfactory log this morning that felt like a rabbit pellet. JEALOUS. Still worth it to not be smoking cigs though!

 

[Onder]

I had no cig in cca 2 weeks I think. I just don't have any.

 

[A1a23]

Tried to fart and almost shit my pants. Now im shitting pure slop.

You are lucky. It could have been much worse. About a year ago I did the same thing while driving but actually shat myself pretty good with that slop. The rest of the ride was very uncomfortable, to say the least.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

 

[The Butt]

Tried to fart and almost shit my pants. Now im shitting pure slop.

There is no shame in having to wipe after a particularly raunchy fart, Krig.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Just watched Serbian Folm, now listening to Lifelover's Konkurs album.

 

[damnromulans]

Booking hotel rooms for visiting members of our organization next week. Will be interesting to meet them in person after just talking to them over phone and email for several months.

 

[Cronopio]

Hey guys, know what would be, like, super cool? If you posted about the shits you take, the texture, smell and overall experience of them. Yeah, that would be the fucking bomb.

 

[The Butt]

I took a monster diarrhea shit just earlier. It was violent and explosive, and it smelled like death.

All in all, it was awesome.

 

[Cronopio]

On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate the experience?

 

[The Butt]

11. It was infinitely rewarding and fulfilling. I felt like I had cleansed my body of all toxins.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Just got home from a mini bike ride.
Jesus christ the 29'er is so much faster than the 26

Also, im taking a shit.

 

[Onder]

Drinking beer, listening to Hilary Hahn. Beautiful day.

 

[damnromulans]

I took a shit AND got laid this morning. Hooray!

 

[KafkaX]

Just got home from a mini bike ride.
Jesus christ the 29'er is so much faster than the 26

Street or Mountain?

 

[Dak]

I took a shit AND got laid this morning. Hooray!

Same here. Pretty clutch start for any morning. Better to get laid before the shit though usually. Depends I guess on the type of shit.

 

[damnromulans]

And then he showed up to my work with a picnic lunch. So much winning.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

Pulled in $250,000 in grant money. Taking my team out of dinner tonight.