The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

That seems like a chick that would genuinely look better without the tan, and I do think tan girls are hot.

Now that I think about it, I don't find tanned girls more attractive in general. Except, of course, the TANN MOOOMM!!!! BITCH!!!

EDIT: Small latina chicks can be kinda hot but it's their natural fucking color.
 
did you put snails in her shoes?

What's with you and snails in the shoes? Did you have some childhood trauma with snails in your shoes? And women, somehow? You can talk about the snail incident if you want to. :err:

Meanwhile, I went to a 24/7 bar yesterday and at first there were two drunk girls who just went to buy some cigs there (sure), one was in those sporty shorts showing her strong legs and stuff. I was looking there a little but then a really sexy girl came in and everyone's attention turned to her including my friend's, and I sometimes think he's gay. So anyway, she was around 18 (and I've never seen her around the neighborhood) and she had a dog. She was accompanied by an ex-druggie waitress from another pub. I really think most would rate her 9-10/10 visual, wtf, who is she etc.

But anyway, even before that we were to another pub and there was this table right next to ours, with 4 hot fucking girls as well. I don't get it, they're everywhere. I only wanted to have a beer and I ended up horny as fuck. This is like browsing the internet and ending up on a porn site browsing some girl's videos with a boner.

EDIT: Can't wait to see my girl. Drinking beers in bars is hard times.
 
Woke up, watched most of Spurs-Liverpool, couldn't go back to sleep afterwards all the while feeling a bit depressed. Got up, smoked some hash, drank some coffee and now I'm all good.

Weed + Caffeine >> Any antidepressant.
 
JAGE should've tried to suck her toes. (Or did he and she rejected him?)

And what the hell does your girl look like? You don't have to post a picture, but you gotta at least give us the stats. UM policy, bro.
 
JAGE should've tried to suck her toes. (Or did he and she rejected him?)

And what the hell does your girl look like? You don't have to post a picture, but you gotta at least give us the stats. UM policy, bro.

I guess I can give you a little snippet, but I'm not going any further with this.

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Have you noticed the Males and Females thread has kinda moved here since the actual one now consists only of OkCupid fatty reviews?
 
The reviews have a following structure:

1) "So we went to this [place / bar / sushi spot] and I only had a limited amount of money.
2) She was way bigger than I expected.
3) She offered a blowjob and I said what the hell, landwhale / She was shy so we talked about fantasy
4) Maybe gonna hang out once more (not really).
5) ???
6) Profit.
 
Ondra's girlfriend is more attractive than that photo makes it seem. She's hot.

You're being nice. But the reason might be that she really dislikes when people take pictures of her. I tried it twice on my phone and then I said fuck it.