The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[Carpe Mortem]

Sanded and stained a shitty table over the weekend, looks tight! Out apartment is gonna be so incredibly tits. Bf built these awesome rustic lamps that look like rotting old wooden cranes, and we're splurging on shit tons of those Halloween stone wall sheets since we can't paint. Luxury apartment living on broke weirdos' budgets. So excited!

 

[Nephilim96]

So you guys are saying I shouldn't store my SSN on the iCloud?

 

[SentinelSlain]

religion debunked in three clips: P)




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIaORknS1Dk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g

 

[waif]

Molson?

I'd really like to snap at you about how there's loads of great Canadian beer and people need to stop being so ignorant and assuming that all Canadians drink is Molson.

I'd really like to, but I can't, because I'm drinking Molson right now.

 

[Nephilim96]

Yeah guys, they also have Labatt!

 

[0Marty]

So after the firm when I had to do my practice needed to complete the school year backed off, I was looking for other firm in last 2 days. I've been to 13 but everybody refused with stupid excuses and tomorrow is my deadline. I have one last shot tomorrow morning with ones that said maybe and if it doesn't work out, I think I'm gonna yell at the headmaster and maybe his VP's to buy me some time and if this fails I might repeat the whole year. So yeah, I'm basically fucked.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

I got a couple new guys on my case load and one is this adorable old Hispanic flamboyant man whose obviously gay. He sees me and tells me "oh you remind me of an angel!" As he's really affectionate. So I'm sitting with his caseworker and him during a meeting about his supportive employment plan and he goes, "I need to make money to buy this big adult dick and a big blowup toy! The one I want is $600 it comes with a dick and a hole." So the caseworker and I are like well that's really expensive! Isn't there anything cheaper? So we were over there googling cheap sex toys on our phones, but apparently the ones we found were too small for him. then he goes to me after the meeting, "oh I knew you were a doll! Please keep searching or else I'll just have to buy the $600 dick!" Then he winks. Yep only in my life.

 

[Eligos]

Unpopular opinion: I thought Jennifer Lawrence's nudes were best of class.

"I need to make money to buy this big adult dick and a big blowup toy! The one I want is $600 it comes with a dick and a hole."

Reminds me of that scene in Weeds where one of Kevin Nealan's patients asks him to buy a fuck machine.

 

[Mort Divine]

It is always a goddamn shame when someone you knew who was a pretty decent person growing up turns out to be a total fucking moron.

 

[Onder]

So after the firm when I had to do my practice needed to complete the school year backed off, I was looking for other firm in last 2 days. I've been to 13 but everybody refused with stupid excuses and tomorrow is my deadline. I have one last shot tomorrow morning with ones that said maybe and if it doesn't work out, I think I'm gonna yell at the headmaster and maybe his VP's to buy me some time and if this fails I might repeat the whole year. So yeah, I'm basically fucked.

Practicals are a big fucking pain in the ass. A lot of people tend to leave them be until it's too late. I was kinda lucky with them (ironically) because my faculty forbid doing them outside of the uni. So we had only like three to choose from and they couldn't back off. They were still a pain in the ass.

 

[waif]

I finally find a vocalist and he's about to leave the country for a month. Fuck this gay earth.

 

[The Butt]

Yeah guys, they also have Labatt!

Moosehead, you plebs.

 

[waif]

Keiths nigga

Also Unibroue, Rickards', St. Ambroise...

 

[0Marty]

Practicals are a big fucking pain in the ass. A lot of people tend to leave them be until it's too late. I was kinda lucky with them (ironically) because my faculty forbid doing them outside of the uni. So we had only like three to choose from and they couldn't back off. They were still a pain in the ass.

Besides that they are pain in the ass they're also totally pointless. Half of my buddies and classmates just sit there and do nothing (that was my case last year, that's why I wanted the change) and the other half don't even go there, they just have their paperwork filled.
So I did the last option and told the VP's the whole story, one started yelling but the other, to my surprise, cause she's a bitch normally, backed me and found something so I'm good. I just added extra work searching and I must pass a paper I did last year that I wouldn't have to if I stayed in the same company as last year.

 

[KafkaX]

Reminds me of that scene in Weeds where one of Kevin Nealan's patients asks him to buy a fuck machine.

Doug was the best character in that show.

I dont remember that episode though...

Moosehead, you plebs.

Ok, what the fuck is a "pleb"?

 

[Eligos]

A plebian, a la Plato's Republic.

 

[unknown]

short for "plebian" who were basically the commoners in ancient Rome

*in b4 Zeph*

 

[-CC-]

It's plebeian, you plebs.

 

[unknown]

oh snap!

 

[-CC-]

Although, it's pronounced plebian apparently. I've been going around saying pleh-bayan all these years like a douche.