The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[Nephilim96]

i'm "half jewish" (mother's family is ashkenazi from romania, ukraine, and austria), but i don't follow it at all. fuck all religions.

except pastafarian

 

[Nephilim96]

and honestly, anybody who's pale with extremely curly brown hair could be mistaken as a jew

 

[CiG]

If your mother was Jewish I thought that meant you were full Jew?

 

[Nephilim96]

Yeah, if you believe in Judaism, but I'm atheist so I totally disregard all that. I say "half jewish" mainly because I'd get gifts for both Hanukkah and Christmas, even though I've only gone to church or synagogue events a dozen times or so.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

In the words of Larry David: "Too many Jews."

 

[CiG]

Yeah, if you believe in Judaism, but I'm atheist so I totally disregard all that. I say "half jewish" mainly because I'd get gifts for both Hanukkah and Christmas, even though I've only gone to church or synagogue events a dozen times or so.

Ah, okay.

 

[unknown]

and honestly, anybody who's pale with extremely curly brown hair could be mistaken as a jew

This was me

 

[The Butt]

and honestly, anybody who's pale with extremely curly brown hair could be mistaken as a jew

Oops that's me.

Not jewish though.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

I've asked people if they were Jewish before. Usually something sparks it though (besides curly brown hair lol maybe like food choice or something) and I obviously don't mean anything bad by it at all just part of conversation and getting to know someone better.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I'm surprised people don't ask me if I'm a Jew more often, because I have the nose for it, work in finances, and constantly praise the IDF as modern Spartans.

Oh yeah... And I fucking am a blooded Hebrew on both sides of my family, both Ashkenazim and Sephardi. But everyone's Catholic or atheist.

Except my dad. He's a conspiracy theorist who thinks mankind is an alien experiment.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Well, he is not wrong there. The truth is out there, my friend.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

My dad is awesomely nuts. Love that motherfucker.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

He fucked my mom, ya know. My hot mom. Total baller.

 

[The Butt]

Aliens.

 

[JontRevolting]

Getting ready to start the day, i got my stereo speakers back yesterday after blowing them up and having it cost me $950, all I can do is take it as a learning experience and open the bar ASAP.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Facebook makes birthdays such a social workout.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

That's why my birthday is hidden on facebook

 

[Funerary_Doom]

It's my friends birthday n I just rushed through 77 pages article and other readings to write responses so I could get ready. Priorities. But also, when I'm in the mood i actually work really quick under pressure.

 

[dwellerINTHEdark]

Ordered a house pinot and got a white instead of the red I wanted. I now have 2 big ass glasses of wine in front of me.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Cool