The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[CiG]

Racial profiling!!!

Edit: I've asked a few white dudes if they were Jewish actually, I think it might be a thing among non-whites because we don't have that whole white guilt complex (mustn't ask anybody anything that could get me dubbed as a racist etc) thing going on so we're not as hesitant about the question.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Jews profiling non-Jews as Jews--what has the world come to?

 

[CiG]

I suppose I should start putting all my books into my new shelf. CDs took for fucking ever and now I just can't be bothered.

Sitting here flipping the bird at the huge pile of books on my floor.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

I suppose I should start putting all my books into my new shelf. CDs took for fucking ever and now I just can't be bothered.

Sitting here flipping the bird at the huge pile of books on my floor.

You need a big desk to pile them on.

 

[CiG]

You need a big desk to pile them on.

I'm not intellectual/windswept enough to pull that off.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

I'm not intellectual/windswept enough to pull that off.

You just need a big desk, really. It has nothing to do with intellectualism/windsweptism.

 

[CiG]

You just need a big desk, really. It has nothing to do with intellectualism/windsweptism.

I know I was just fucking around. I have a moderately sized desk and there's just enough room for my laptop to sit in the centre.

I just wish I had a good spare bedroom actually.

 

[Nephilim96]

i'm "half jewish" (mother's family is ashkenazi from romania, ukraine, and austria), but i don't follow it at all. fuck all religions.

except pastafarian

 

[Nephilim96]

and honestly, anybody who's pale with extremely curly brown hair could be mistaken as a jew

 

[CiG]

If your mother was Jewish I thought that meant you were full Jew?

 

[Nephilim96]

Yeah, if you believe in Judaism, but I'm atheist so I totally disregard all that. I say "half jewish" mainly because I'd get gifts for both Hanukkah and Christmas, even though I've only gone to church or synagogue events a dozen times or so.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

In the words of Larry David: "Too many Jews."

 

[CiG]

Yeah, if you believe in Judaism, but I'm atheist so I totally disregard all that. I say "half jewish" mainly because I'd get gifts for both Hanukkah and Christmas, even though I've only gone to church or synagogue events a dozen times or so.

Ah, okay.

 

[unknown]

and honestly, anybody who's pale with extremely curly brown hair could be mistaken as a jew

This was me

 

[The Butt]

and honestly, anybody who's pale with extremely curly brown hair could be mistaken as a jew

Oops that's me.

Not jewish though.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

I've asked people if they were Jewish before. Usually something sparks it though (besides curly brown hair lol maybe like food choice or something) and I obviously don't mean anything bad by it at all just part of conversation and getting to know someone better.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I'm surprised people don't ask me if I'm a Jew more often, because I have the nose for it, work in finances, and constantly praise the IDF as modern Spartans.

Oh yeah... And I fucking am a blooded Hebrew on both sides of my family, both Ashkenazim and Sephardi. But everyone's Catholic or atheist.

Except my dad. He's a conspiracy theorist who thinks mankind is an alien experiment.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Well, he is not wrong there. The truth is out there, my friend.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

My dad is awesomely nuts. Love that motherfucker.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

He fucked my mom, ya know. My hot mom. Total baller.