Problem: It feels like my innards are picking a fight with my bones; am currently shivering.
---Why?
My steps to solve (and deduce):
1. Turn shower on.
2. Wait five and enter shower
3. Shiver; shower has no hot water.
4. Fall out of shower, scratch floor with nails while trying to grab towel that was knocked over.
5. Wonder if the problem arose because I trimmed my beard
6. Forsake God.
7. Find alka-seltzer, combine with nyquil.
8. Trip "balls"
9. Find bed, create raptor nest out of blankets.
10. Write out what I did, post, say fuck it and try to pass out.