The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[Onder]

So I had my shirt unbuttoned as always and I had a pee and then I was in a bathroom to wash my hands and I looked in the mirror and my torso was smiling at me from under the shirt. I don't know what's gotten into it it just fucking smiled at me. I know it's just a torso but wtf.

 

[Astrum]

Drinking a huge, strong coffee and trying to wake up from the 24 hours of sleeping I just engaged in. I feel like I just came out of a coma.

 

[KafkaX]

At work staring at the clock, counting down the minutes to when I will be seeing Neil Young & Crazy Horse @ The Hollywood Bowl

 

[King Richard]

Just got home, i was hit by a car going about 20km. I ended up rolling over the hood of the car and the drink i was carrying was thrown 10 feet or so. Drivers are nuts these days, 7th time this year ive been hit and i take extreme caution when crossing the street. Now i'm preparing for my job interview tommorow. uke:

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[Astrum]

@ silvercrank

if it's the 7th time you've been hit by a car this year have you ever thought it might be you and maybe not the drivers?

 

[Vimana]

Just got back from a busy day at work. I had to jump off bussing tables for a few minutes to help out the dishwasher because there was such a huge backlog. Shit was intense! Feels so good to be finished.

 

[waif]

@ silvercrank

if it's the 7th time you've been hit by a car this year have you ever thought it might be you and maybe not the drivers?

Specifically, the drivers not liking you?

 

[Onder]

Getting hit by a car 7 times a year = KVLT.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Rented a car for tomorrow mornings drive to Androscoggin River in Turner, Maine. All alone and I'm excited about it. The fall foliage turns peak color, so it'll be a treat.

This inspired by stories of Nietzsche in Sils Maria.

something like this

 

[Dak]

Prime.

 

[Onder]

I opened my beer. I'm drinking my beer. Tomorrow I'm getting wasted. I need to clean my mind up.

 

[KafkaX]

This is fucking incredible.

 

[Zephyrus]

Damn. Wish I were back there for leaf-peeping season.

 

[waif]

Procrastinating on a philosophy essay. Gay.

 

[monoxide_child]

Just got home, i was hit by a car going about 20km. I ended up rolling over the hood of the car and the drink i was carrying was thrown 10 feet or so. Drivers are nuts these days, 7th time this year ive been hit and i take extreme caution when crossing the street. Now i'm preparing for my job interview tommorow. uke:

i get hit by cars alot too, but i never post about it cuz i never have to go to the ER about it

when i get hit by cars, it's always those wierd flimsy [aluminum i think, fiberglass, maybe??] type of car (i think it's the kind that they don't sell outside of America) that totally crumples like paper when it hits me, so when i get hit by a car, it doesn't actually injure me, at all, it's kinda wierd, and then i see the twisted metal and it's like "Oh my fucking God, this dumbass was driving an empty aluminum soda can on wheels!!"

just a week ago i had a shiny black car slam into me, crumple like paper just like all the others, while the driver was texting, and this blond-haired-cleavage-showing bimbo in a micro-mini-skirt gets out and actually bitches at me for fucking up the front end of her car

what the fucking hell??

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I opened my beer. I'm drinking my beer. Tomorrow I'm getting wasted. I need to clean my mind up.

As am I.

 

[The Ozzman]

I'm drinking gin. That is a real man's drink.

 

[Onder]

I'm drinking gin. That is a real man's drink.

Yeah it's like a nail polish..

EDIT: I prefer vodka.

 

[The Ozzman]

and vodka isn't like nail polish?

 

[King Richard]

Onder prefers vodka because he's a paggot. Gin is for men.

edit1: A gin and tonic is like the perfect drink while on a date. It's manly and it doesn't make your breath smell like dogshit.

edit2: I find myself getting tired of beer and wine and other alcohol at times, but never once have I ever gotten tired of drinking gin. Goddamn it's good.

edit3: As a matter of fact, that's the one bitch thing you can point out about 007. He orders vodka martinis when they should have been gin. Man up double-o, you cunt.

edit4: And you should always take your G&T in a highball glass, never a whiskey glass. If you are served a G&T in a whiskey glass, pimp slap that motherfucker and teach him how it's done.