The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

Just got a bit carried away chopping chillis for a curry, [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOE5o_Hmytk]Nile[/ame] came on random and by the time the song finished those little red bastards were nothing but a fine paste. Job well done, I absentmindedly reach down for a celebratory scratch and OH GOD WHY THE FUCK DID I DO THAT FUCK it burns.

In about an hours time I will devour that curry with a vengeance, and never again shall revenge taste so good.

In the meantime, beer to try and distract me from the burning.
 
It always seems like some slut is cheating on their husbands/bf with you. Do you fuck anything besides trashy fat whores?

first
a woman being a trashy whore has nothing to do with whether or not she's "fat"

second
i like squishy girls and i also like trashy whores

third
and yeah, all the girls i'm with are fat thrashy whores
 
Just spent the last 54 min jacking to pix of London Andrews

Just googled her

Pretty face. Rest of her is all kinds of nope. Tits too big and saggy. Too much blubber. Arse like a beached whale. Utterly unsexy poses.

2/10 would probably still bang cos fuck this dry spell.

Curry was good. Revenge was taken. :hotjump: