So my political science professor might be insane...
I should have known when I had my first day of class that she was insane and I needed to get out of there, when she was talking about some hidden provision of Obamacare that would allow the government to take away guns from people who had diabetes and high blood pressure...
but she gives us an assignment last week for a two page paper on federalism. No big deal. Until she goes into the details of the paper
We must discuss the pros and cons of PRESIDENT OBAMA giving away 7 oil rich islands to the Russians! THAT DAMN OBAMA
and explain who supports doing this, who is against it, what special interest groups are involved, etc.
the problem is ...
this situation is literally not even true
no one supports it because it isn't happening
people are against it because they're fucking idiots who don't realize that George H.W. Bush "gave the islands away" when he signed a treaty with Russia to determine the maritime boundaries between the US and Russia...
I can bullshit a paper easy on anything, but the requirements of this paper make it impossible to write given that the events supposedly happening are NOT happening