Carpe Mortem
Benevolently Batshit
- Aug 21, 2013
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Went to Cabela's over the weekend to pick up some bronze ammo, eat the best jerky around, and gawk at their fuckin amazing taxidermy display.
They have a big ass mountain in the middle of the store with about a dozen goats, a herd of deer, a black bear, a brown bear, three polar bears, five turkeys, multiple duck, multiple foxes, multiple wolves, multiple live fish swimming through a stream meandering about it, beavers, bobcats, four bison, and a bunch of little furry shit. Then in the corner of the store they have a fuckin savannah display with four lions, a leopard, multiple vultures, like three hyenas, and a gigantic taxidermied elephant whose tusks probably aren't real.
Yet the only taxidermy tools they sell are books and a bone bleaching kit. Go figure. Still, wonderful place, they have a deal on a metal detector better than the one I have for like $300 that I'll probably go back and take advantage of soon.
They have a big ass mountain in the middle of the store with about a dozen goats, a herd of deer, a black bear, a brown bear, three polar bears, five turkeys, multiple duck, multiple foxes, multiple wolves, multiple live fish swimming through a stream meandering about it, beavers, bobcats, four bison, and a bunch of little furry shit. Then in the corner of the store they have a fuckin savannah display with four lions, a leopard, multiple vultures, like three hyenas, and a gigantic taxidermied elephant whose tusks probably aren't real.
Yet the only taxidermy tools they sell are books and a bone bleaching kit. Go figure. Still, wonderful place, they have a deal on a metal detector better than the one I have for like $300 that I'll probably go back and take advantage of soon.
