Carpe Mortem
Benevolently Batshit
- Aug 21, 2013
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Whenever someone deletes their Facebook account or sets it to an inactive state, I assume it's due to poor decisions on their part (e.g. their boss found a picture of them drinking through a beer bong or they chose to keep company with shady/trashy folks).
Surprisingly enough, the only reason is that I spend too much time on there and get too involved with trying to make my statuses entertaining. I've totally been sucked in, been posting at least a few times a week for like five years. Time to cut the cord.
I have a disease. I'm very sick. And the closest bleeding statue is like five states away.
