The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[Serjeant Grumbles]

That also, total anal virgin and proud of it

Don't knock it till you try it.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

It is useful for a few things, so I still have it. However, if two of the most important people in my life were as accessible by phone as most people are, I would have stayed deactivated (For instance, my brother lives in Paris right now...). It's basically a glorified chat website for like 2-3 people for me.

As for fake friends, that's why they allow you to remove friends, don't ya know? I have roughly 10% of the amount of facebook friends I had about 2-3 years ago.

Meh. I'd still have the same issues of wondering which of those friends I should remove because I am an angry misunderstood teenager inside.

Better I delete it. Which I have, successfully, by first creating a new email with a password of 30 random characters (basically banged on the keyboard), then changed my email on facebook to the new one, and changed my facebook password to that random one copy pasted from a memo pad and deleted the memo.

There is no way in hell I can ever recover that email account, or my facebook. Mission accomplished. Suck it, addiction.

 

[romanticism]

Good for you, Carpie

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Good for you, Carpie

Thank you for your support in this time of withdrawal.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Now go be somebody! yaaaaaaayyyy

 

[Vimana]

Binging on water to prevent an oncoming hangover. It seems to be working so far.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

For somebody who becomes a total winter hermit like me... being somebody means making a new character. The most productive thing I've done in months that doesn't involve fantasy land or a microphone is knit a hat.

I miss disc golf. I go almost every day when the weather is more palatable... still just barely better than I was 8 years ago haha. Apparently kind of a Michigan sport I've been told? Anyone else chuck plastic?

 

[The Butt]

It's probably about the time spent. I'm on Facebook a lot, mainly to directly communicate with people. It's a great tool really. And Jeremy I never see your posts, I must've added you to my shitlist by accident.

I love Facebook. I don't use it as often anymore though, lack of internet sucks. I'm just thankful I grew out of the few shitty habits I had on there (like joining "Add me" groups and accepting random folks... or the whole E-dating thing).

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Early Blues game starts in 10 minutes
Would be nice to get another win before the Olympic break.

Today will be spent packing and metal listening
We close on the 14th. So we have to get all her shit packed up.

 

[juxtaposed girl]

That's a shame. You're probably a real pillow princess.

Not quite lol unless you think that being put in a pair of ankle and wrist restraints, strung up by bound wrists from a hook and rope hanging from the ceiling, gagged, blindfolded and spanked with a leather paddle makes me a pillow princess?



Being dominated is my thing, anal sex is not lol

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Not quite lol unless you think that being put in a pair of ankle and wrist restraints, strung up by bound wrists from a hook and rope hanging from the ceiling, gagged, blindfolded and spanked with a leather paddle makes me a pillow princess?



Being dominated is my thing, anal sex is not lol

Ya know, I gotta say... some of the things you post make me think you're not a real person. I'm all about being open, no shame here. But you're flirtatious about it.

 

[juxtaposed girl]

hello lovey, headaches are gone, but i'm craving really bad. But i have a strong will. Things will be alright. Have a great weekend.

Hey honey, glad to hear you haven't had any more headaches, but sorry to hear the cravings are bad hope it gets better for you soon!
It's good that you've got strong will power, means you're less than likely to give in and have a cigarette.
Don't let it beat you sweetie! I have total faith in you!
Have a good weekend too

 

[juxtaposed girl]

Ya know, I gotta say... some of the things you post make me think you're not a real person. I'm all about being open, no shame here. But you're flirtatious about it.

I can assure you I'm real now you've said it I can see how it looks a bit flirty, but I'm just being honest. Bondage gets me off and yeah, I'm not ashamed bout it, but just to set the record straight, I'm not into the extreme kind of BDSM, some of it's freaky gross, hence why I'd never have anal :/ not my thing at all, but if a man wants to tie me up, then I'm okay with that lol

 

[The Butt]

Am I the only dude that doesnt like any of the crazier shit in bed? I mean Ive always dreamt of being tied up but thats about it.

 

[Matt]

I'm not into the extremes of BDSM, or SM in general, but bondage is great fun overall.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

I have a few friends who are dominatrixes (or have been in the past) and the stuff they told me is crazy. Like one girl, people paid her to take a shit on them. GROSS. And there was this other thing I think called "sizing" where they shove needles of all sorts of different gauges into guys pee holes. I don't get it, but whatever it's not me.

I'm avoiding people in hopes of not going out tonight. I have to save some money.

 

[juxtaposed girl]

Exactly the sort of extremes I was talking about. I mean there's some cool bondage gear out there, but some of its a bit excessive, like deprivation masks and sleeping suits (like a sleeping bag, but it's got chains n stuff) and the head cages with spiked tongue depressors and Humbler's look like they could do serious damage to a mans penis if left on for ages, but things like crucifix ties and ceiling hooks are cool lol

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

bagel. cream cheese. swiss cheese. brownsugar ham. damn good!

 

[SweptbackFlame]

Worrying about my girlfriend's dad, he passed out on Wednesday and they haven't figured out what caused it, and then 2 days later he suffers a mini heart attack and then a massive one the next day...

I feel fucking helpless being in New-Brunswick while she's in Ottawa. FUCK!

 

[Eligos]

I have a few friends who are dominatrixes (or have been in the past) and the stuff they told me is crazy. Like one girl, people paid her to take a shit on them. GROSS. And there was this other thing I think called "sizing" where they shove needles of all sorts of different gauges into guys pee holes. I don't get it, but whatever it's not me.

I'm avoiding people in hopes of not going out tonight. I have to save some money.

One of these days, I'm gonna buy you and your guy a beer, bring my gal, and we're just gonna give you the floor and let you tell second hand accounts of crazy sex stories, because you are a gold mine for that shit.