The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[uhhhhmmmm4]

Eating Qdoba... mmm I love Qdoba

 

[Funerary_Doom]

Visiting a friend at a psych ward. :/ Awesome way to spend a Saturday.

 

[Onder]

I got drunk as shit yesterday. Don't remember much but I think there was a lo of weed and beer. Unfortunately I still can't sleep because of my allergy. So I'm trashed, sleep deprived, and listening to czech pop. TIRED OF LIFE.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

played some street hockey and rode the trails. good day.
Bourbon and movies upcoming... after I shower.

 

[Onder]

So I got drunk yesterday and shat myself a little. Switched boxers and went to bed.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

So I got drunk yesterday and shat myself a little. Switched boxers and went to bed.

I did the same thing a few days ago, except I shit a bit on the sofa and a little on the bathroom floor. Fucking lowlifes, we are.

 

[Onder]

I did the same thing a few days ago, except I shit a bit on the sofa and a little on the bathroom floor. Fucking lowlifes, we are.

Dude no problem about the shitting myself part. Mama will clean those. But I got so trashed that I was hitting on some ugly chick who's also married. We were kissing and shit, BLEH. Terrible things.

These are the things I regret.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I think shitting yourself is a bigger problem then hitting on a ugly bitch.

 

[-CC-]

A couple of years ago I got drunk with some friends in a bar, and ended up shitting myself via squeezing too hard for a fart, and ended up with more than I bargained for. I went downstairs to the bathroom and wiped thoroughly and threw my underwear (my favorite pair too) in the trashcan and went commando with my jeans. When I went back upstairs I kept asking my friends what that "weird smell" was to see if they noticed anything. Luckily I had done a good job, but I was still so paranoid that they'd find out so I called it early that night and took the train home soon after. It was horrible, but I learned an invaluable lesson that night: don't try to fart when you got the squirts.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Watching the Blues play like a junior team.

 

[Onder]

She fucking texted me. Not responding. Bleh.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I'm so glad I've never browntrousered. Some full on bitch, the worst woman i've had the mistfortune of meeting, who was a colleague, made up a story that I had though, as an artful addition to a true story of me getting wrecked on a bottle of rum and ending up wandering around naked in some properties the company had rented.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

She fucking texted me. Not responding. Bleh.

Dude, just brown bag it. Or, just turn off the lights.

 

[Onder]

Dude, just brown bag it. Or, just turn off the lights.

I won't ever respond to this girl again. Also, I'm not going to this neighborhood's pubs anymore. I need to isolate myself from such things as making out with ugly girls and then feeling sick because of it.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Don't be such a little bitch. Hit and quit it.

 

[Zephyrus]

I did the same thing a few days ago, except I shit a bit on the sofa and a little on the bathroom floor. Fucking lowlifes, we are.

I'll sleep on the floor next time I crash at your place.

 

[Matt]

Ordering my cap and gown because I wait till the last minute to do everything. Don't even wanna walk, my parents are forcing me to do it. lol.

 

[Dak]

How much does that cost?

 

[Matt]

Like $150. Cheaper if I get the barebones package.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I'll sleep on the floor next time I crash at your place.

I got a little on the floor too

But relax, I'm getting the cushions professionally clean. Until then, I'm just gonna turn the cushion over:



(sorry for shitty quality)