The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[Zephyrus]

That reminds me of one of Grant's greatest moments, sitting in bed during MDF last year.

"Man. I think I'm too lazy to get high."

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Man I could eat pico and guacamole plain for days. Sitting here with a big ass bowl of the stuff and a spoon.

Because fuck chips... those are bad for you.

 

[CF87]

I don't get much either lol, but I do somewhat give a shit.

I mean I don't give a shit if women don't like me. I've gotten by on my own 27 years of my life. I go to bed alone every night. I have basically my entire life. I don't get lonely and women don't do shit for me at all.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Real men wax that shit off. Like totally.

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

I mean I don't give a shit if women don't like me. I've gotten by on my own 27 years of my life. I go to bed alone every night. I have basically my entire life. I don't get lonely and women don't do shit for me at all.

or perhaps you gave up after realizing you can't get women??

 

[divine_torture]

Yeah but I'm lazy. I could go get some beer, but I'd have to go looking for weed.

I'm stoned as fucking balls. Balls that just smoked the weed I have and am smoking. Also eating Little Ceasars and listening to new black/death metal I've missed onSpotify. My chick is near me, shutting up and soon I'll turn her down so I can watch Alice In Wonderland. Too lazy for the putting out part so she can watch it or shut up more.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I want HamburgerBoy to give me a Blowjob!

Give me your cock stats.

Beard & Mustache. It won't get it baby smooth but that really isn't necessary.

Thanks for the rec, I might try that next time so I don't accidentally castrate myself.

 

[KafkaX]

 

[Satanstoenail]

Give me your cock stats.

I wake up and take a shower everyday and have to see my small circumcised penis........ It will never be any bigger. I hate having to take a piss. I'm going to start pissing my pants.

.

 

[Onder]

Wtf, I remember Greys being a dirty fucking milf hunter. He loved older women. I don't remember him being this sorry ass asexual loser with small dick. Asking HamburgerBoy for a blowjob is a new low.

 

[Onder]

Having a cup of coffee listening to The Rack.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

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Thanks for the warning. Pass.

 

[Mort Divine]

Bought a Kindle Paperwhite yesterday and this is probably the best thing I've purchased in recent years

Enjoying this immensely

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Made killer breakfast burritos lastnight for dinner.
Scrambled eggs then put cilantro in.
Strips of bacon.
Sautéed onions. Green onions. Red peppers. A Serrano pepper. And garlic in some bacon grease.
Cover in cheese and yum as fuck!

 

[CF87]

or perhaps you gave up after realizing you can't get women??

Yeah, that's what happened.

 

[Onder]

Went "hiking", as you Amrucans call it. Almost ended up in Poland. It was nice. A 4 hour walk around the mountains. I should go again tomorrow.

Drinking tea.

 

[divine_torture]

Listening to Hooded a Menace on Spotify. Just ate, stoned, possible nap soon.

 

[waif]

Was gonna hang with this chick who was talking about blowing me, but she flaked. Probably just gonna pick up some beer and drown my sorrows while watching Star Trek.

 

[divine_torture]

I can't decide what to listen to. I'm so baked that I want to hear everything. Argh!

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Ughhh.... three Quesaritos. Why can't I ever hit the sweet spot of just enough food? I get two, I want another one. I get three, I feel like I should have stopped eating 2 1/2 ago.