The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

So much outrage in the media over this shit.

And yet half the papers still employ paparazzi to stalk celebrities in the hopes of getting compromising nudes and whatever else.
 
Considering what was supposed to leak, the totality of this is sort of underwhelming. The Upton stuff is good, but the Lawrence pics are relatively poor quality. You'd think these Hollywood people would all have better quality camera phones. I didn't think there was anything else of note in the set, considering a lot of the time there aren't even faces in the pics. I had no idea who a lot of these people were. I'd never heard of the Downton Abbey chick who had the best photos/videos. Kirsten Dunst's film scenes are better. The Alison Brie pics aren't her. Krysten Ritter's don't show anything good.
 
The reviews have a following structure:

1) "So we went to this [place / bar / sushi spot] and I only had a limited amount of money.
2) She was way bigger than I expected.
3) She offered a blowjob and I said what the hell, landwhale / She was shy so we talked about fantasy
4) Maybe gonna hang out once more (not really).
5) ???
6) Profit.

So yeah, I post the results from my date and now the Males and Females thread is just OKC fatty reviews? Right...

Also, that's not your gf, liar.
 
You don't need a woman to be happy. Don't buy into the bullshit. It's like the "Marry and reproduce" sign in They Live. You don't need a woman with a tight ass to verify your masculinity. You don't need to open boxes of shiny expensive things and handle a piece of electronics. Every emotion, every feeling, is there already in your body and your mind is the key.
 
I've read a story about some guy who worked for iCloud or whatever was stalking some high school girl through it. That shit isn't safe would never post anything valuable there.

It's hot as hell but I'm over here in my hoodie burning up because none of my pants have pockets.
 
I use Google Drive on a daily basis, but only for academic purposes. I don't imagine anyone would want to steal a seminar paper on Greek rhetoric in Late Antiquity.
 
I ate some blueberries today and now I took a shit and my shit's all blakk as some fucking night or something. A foamy one too.
 
Home from my first day of classes. Treating myself to a beer. I deserve it, or whatever. Humid as fuck, so it's fucking delicious.