Satanstoenail
My Larpstyle determines my Derpstyle
Mainly weird. It could possibly be good if not for the gargantuan elephant in the room that is MJ's alien appearance.
The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread
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Funerary_Doom
My head is bloody, but unbowed.
This is true it really didn't hurt to ask, thanks man!!
Got home from 3 nights of drinking in a row and my tummy is killing me, so can't sleep. I need to cut back tremendously because I really don't carry the drinking gene and though I'm not dumb while drunk I do end up falling asleep in places that I shouldn't...
One of you guys should be a buddy and buy this guitar off me!
http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/...340s-acoustic-electric-sale.html#post10902540
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Onder
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Drinking tea. I feel like I'm doing nothing with my last days of summer holidays. Yesterday I watched some new Trailer Park Boys and Bojack Horseman and then went out to have a beer with my girl and my mates.
There was this girl who has married a guy who she doesn't even like and offers him sex once a month because he's technically her husband. Her confidence is so low she pretty much thinks she's the ugliest person ever and she doesn't deserve a better man and that she couldn't get a different man anyway, so why not marry the single guy who's willing to. She's not like, terribly ugly to tell the truth - guys are into her but she doesn't see it because she considers that nonsense. So anyway, the samaritan that my girlfriend is, after seeing this girl's confidence is somewhere *deep in the ocean and that she's not very smart, somehow injected her with a dose of self-esteem. I don't know how she did it but they've become great friends in like two beers time and my girl likes helping shit so she hooked her up with some guy from the pub and apparently they've already had sex. I don't know that for sure yet but it's entirely possible I suppose.
But anyway, I'm not very happy about this because I think the girl's going to sober up and her self-esteem will be gone again. And I'm fucking afraid that she might need another dose from my girlfriend. This could possibly turn into some sort of a drug because she might realize how much self-esteem rules, that she can just fuck with men off-limits and enjoy being a cool girl who doesn't feel like a barrel of shit. This newly discovered feeling could turn into addiction and my girl could easily become a confidence dealer in the hood. The word's going to get to all the girls who think their ass looks bad or that they're kinda fat. You don't think you can get that man on the bar? Go to Onder's girl, she's dealin' some good shit.
I hope they didn't exchange numbers. Maybe confidence can be injected over the phone? Then this would be like all she's ever gonna do.
There was this girl who has married a guy who she doesn't even like and offers him sex once a month because he's technically her husband. Her confidence is so low she pretty much thinks she's the ugliest person ever and she doesn't deserve a better man and that she couldn't get a different man anyway, so why not marry the single guy who's willing to. She's not like, terribly ugly to tell the truth - guys are into her but she doesn't see it because she considers that nonsense. So anyway, the samaritan that my girlfriend is, after seeing this girl's confidence is somewhere *deep in the ocean and that she's not very smart, somehow injected her with a dose of self-esteem. I don't know how she did it but they've become great friends in like two beers time and my girl likes helping shit so she hooked her up with some guy from the pub and apparently they've already had sex. I don't know that for sure yet but it's entirely possible I suppose.
But anyway, I'm not very happy about this because I think the girl's going to sober up and her self-esteem will be gone again. And I'm fucking afraid that she might need another dose from my girlfriend. This could possibly turn into some sort of a drug because she might realize how much self-esteem rules, that she can just fuck with men off-limits and enjoy being a cool girl who doesn't feel like a barrel of shit. This newly discovered feeling could turn into addiction and my girl could easily become a confidence dealer in the hood. The word's going to get to all the girls who think their ass looks bad or that they're kinda fat. You don't think you can get that man on the bar? Go to Onder's girl, she's dealin' some good shit.
I hope they didn't exchange numbers. Maybe confidence can be injected over the phone? Then this would be like all she's ever gonna do.
Onder
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Of course they exchanged numbers.
Well anyway. Another guy's pissing me off because he makes up like 80% of everything he says. I've known him for quite a while, he's this guy we call cattle. But the thing is, it used to be just about 20% of what he says, but it's really getting worse. Two days back I was having beers with him alone, just the two of us, and he started saying bullshit like he got some woman pregnant and shit. Even though I fucking question him ever having a girl. Nobody's ever seen him with any girl. Then he starts fucking saying he already has a baby and the woman is married and she has tumor on her brain and she has a year left.
All of that is total made up nonsense. I'm fucking growing tired of this shit. It's like we're talking and we both know that everything he says is a lie but he still continues saying things. If he thinks I don't know it's all a lie then he's fucking disrespecting me ffs.
And I'm fucking tired of this shit. He can't even lead a normal life because of all the shit he's made up for no reason.
Well anyway. Another guy's pissing me off because he makes up like 80% of everything he says. I've known him for quite a while, he's this guy we call cattle. But the thing is, it used to be just about 20% of what he says, but it's really getting worse. Two days back I was having beers with him alone, just the two of us, and he started saying bullshit like he got some woman pregnant and shit. Even though I fucking question him ever having a girl. Nobody's ever seen him with any girl. Then he starts fucking saying he already has a baby and the woman is married and she has tumor on her brain and she has a year left.
All of that is total made up nonsense. I'm fucking growing tired of this shit. It's like we're talking and we both know that everything he says is a lie but he still continues saying things. If he thinks I don't know it's all a lie then he's fucking disrespecting me ffs.
And I'm fucking tired of this shit. He can't even lead a normal life because of all the shit he's made up for no reason.
Dak
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About your "the cattle" guy: I've known three people like this so far, and have cut ties/communication with all of them, one of which is family.
Eligos
Problem Yet to be Solved
Onder
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I don't think m_c was a liar or a troll. I'm afraid he's probably dead by now, though.
KafkaX
Mr. Self Destruct
Gotta love it when youre at work and the program you have been working in all day decides to crash and none of your work gets saved.
Hello, Monday. <3
Hello, Monday. <3
Krigloch the Furious
Pants full of poo
This just happened, right across the way from our house. We were watching from the front window, but I decided to ride my bike to get closer.
At first we really didnt have a clue what was going on. Lots of fire engines going down the street. Looked out the window and saw tons of smoke.
It's a Muffler/oil/everything else type place.
At first we really didnt have a clue what was going on. Lots of fire engines going down the street. Looked out the window and saw tons of smoke.
It's a Muffler/oil/everything else type place.
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Eligos
Problem Yet to be Solved
Periodic backups, son.
I had one of those Mondays too, man. My dog shit like a fountain all over the floor, while I was cooking. Smoke alarms, panic attack, the whole 9.
Not fun, not fun at all.
divine_torture
leVel
My Monday also sucked. Mowed 2 yards in the rain, then my fresh pulled teeth had some bone sticking out through the gums so I went to the dentist at 1. He said "I'm gonna just smooth it down for you", numbed me half-assedly, then straight up clipped the bone off. At least a 1/4 inch, and it wasn't as numb as it should have been. Fuck that. I took it like a man getting raped in prison, but it hurt. Metal as fuck...? I guess?
My face hole hurts.
My face hole hurts.
Krigloch the Furious
Pants full of poo
KafkaX
Mr. Self Destruct
I hear ya bro. The bike I had before my current one retailed for 4k...
What bikes you lookin at?
Jimmy... Dead.
contemplative curmudgeon
Krigloch the Furious
Pants full of poo
4k sounds about right.
I'm looking at the Trek Stache 8 and the Trek Fuel EX 9
Of course I'm broke. Have a ton of comics to sell. So hopefully I can get some money out of them.
Funerary_Doom
My head is bloody, but unbowed.
Yikes I had no idea bikes could be that expensive!
That moment when your developmentally disabled client asks if your supervisor is retarded. Is it Friday yet?
That moment when your developmentally disabled client asks if your supervisor is retarded. Is it Friday yet?
KafkaX
Mr. Self Destruct
Jimmy, I hear ya...But when I bomb down Mammoth mountain, like I will in a few weeks, I want something that climbs good, glides around the burms, can take the jumps, and handle my bombing descent down a rocky mountainside. And you are looking at spending atleast 2k for a bike like that.
F_D, Bikes can be even more expensive...My buddy's dad rides a Specialized Carbon S-Works thats over 10k...
Krig, id recommend building your bike then. You could get a bike thats 4k, over the span of a year or 2. You already have a bike now right?
F_D, Bikes can be even more expensive...My buddy's dad rides a Specialized Carbon S-Works thats over 10k...
Krig, id recommend building your bike then. You could get a bike thats 4k, over the span of a year or 2. You already have a bike now right?
