The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

Just had a conversation with the police officer how it's not okay to urinate in the hotels courtyard that you're staying at.

He tried to arrest me because I offended two daughters and their mother by taking a piss in public.

Fuck you. I was shitfaced and behind a tree. FUCK YOU!

Now I have to find somewhere to sleep, should be interesting.

Look hungrier! You might get a meatball sub
 
Damn Kafka, you got lucky. You can end up on the sex offenders list by getting caught urinating in public. That shit will ruin your goddamn life. America is a fucked up country.
 
The idea that the Vikings were unkempt barbarians is a misconception. They were all about personal grooming.
http://www.vikinganswerlady.com/hairstyl.shtml

Maybe they didn't use conditioner, but that's because they didn't have it.

Yes, they combed their hair. But that's not comparable to most of the shit men do with their hair today ... which is what i was originally referring to. And it's not long hair i was talking about, nothing wrong with letting it grow out ... but getting a haircut once a week, putting gel, moose and other garbage in it is just too much. I don't want to have to worry about my hair getting "fucked up" because i laid down on the couch for a few minutes.

And damn, i didn't need to reminded of their famous water/wash bowls. :yuk:
 
First of all , i'm not sure we're talking about the same thing.

But cmon man, yes technically it is "cutting your hair" bro. But putting the clippers on zero and buzzing your head is not a considered a "haircut", and i should know as one of my cousins is a barber. Only a moron would walk into a barber shop and pay someone $15-20 to buzz their head down to zero.

And once again, this is not what i'm referring to(please take your time and read the article) ... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buzz_cut

Not a single guy in that pic has his hair buzzed down to zero. Most of those are fucked up short fades .. or "buzzcuts" i guess.
 
My point is that you are arguing a point that is technically wrong. So you have no right to get indignant when people tell you this.

You're free to your opinion (and you even make a couple points I agree with; I'd never pay to get my hair buzzed either), but on the whole, technically you are wrong.
 
My point is that you are arguing a point that is technically wrong. So you have no right to get indignant when people tell you this.

You're free to your opinion (and you even make a couple points I agree with; I'd never pay to get my hair buzzed either), but on the whole, technically you are wrong.

TB is consistently wrong about most things, so the fact that's he's totally wrong again here is no surprise.
 
My point is that you are arguing a point that is technically wrong. So you have no right to get indignant when people tell you this.

You're free to your opinion (and you even make a couple points I agree with; I'd never pay to get my hair buzzed either), but on the whole, technically you are wrong.

Wrong about what? I just told you that a buzzcut(the article and pictures) is not what i'm talking about. Those guys all have a few inches of hair and short fucked up fades ... and read the descriptions to a buzzcut, that is clearly not what i was talking about. If all thesebuzzcut images images im looking at right now and what i was talking are both considered the same thing, then yes it's my bad.

Man i wish you were here so i'd buzz your head down to its skin the way i do. It looks the same way as it would on the 2nd day after getting your head shaved. There's no way anyone could call that a haircut.

edit: Oh and all jokes aside, there's nothing wrong with mort's hair .. i'm actually kind of jealous. It's just when i think of "feminine, girly" or you know, an overall soft ass little bitch ... mort is the first one here that comes to my mind.
 
Mathiäs;10974647 said:
TB is consistently wrong about most things, so the fact that's he's totally wrong again here is no surprise.

You mean like how i was wrong about Bumgarner getting rocked the fuck up in the 2012 postseason(era of over 10 in less than 11 total innings pitched :lol:)? Or that Obama has fucked this country up in more ways than i cant think of ... one being that we are more racially divided now that we have been in the past 30 or so years? I'm always wrong and you're always right.

oh, and i love Bumgarner, he's currently one of my favorite pitchers.
 
Setting up my sexy new computer :)

12 GB Ram.... need I say more?

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Pretty impressed with Gaga's Sound of Music tribute. Girl can actually sing.
 
Drink Kombucha! I've gotten sick this winter maybe three times and was able to fight it off by drinking kombucha.

I'm trying to understand since when did I become such a grump. When I was younger I didn't mind beind sandwiched between two big people on the train, especially in the winter. I probably even liked it. Now when that happens I get so damn annoyed to the point of getting up. Then I get a look like, "what? You could sit here you could fit!" No bitch your fat ass is crushing me.