The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

So about an hour ago i was chilling outside when i saw a cute little dog running around the streets with no owner. The motherfucker was darting across from one side of the street to the other... so i tried luring it to my pad with some salami, and just as she was at my front door she saw some people walking their dogs on the other side and went running across the street and got clipped by a car. :( My heart dropped. Miraculously the dog looked unfazed and ran down the street without any noticeable injuries. So i ran across the street to see if everything was ok and the whore lady that was walking the other dog was like "im happy it got hit by the car since it didnt have a leash on". I fucking blew up and told her to shut her fucking mouth and not breathe another word to me. That coldhearted bitch even had a dog of her own.

Well the good thing is someone else saw the dog a few blocks down and said it looked to be ok and that some girl was trying to leash it. :( hopefully all turned out well for that little fuck.
 
So about an hour ago i was chilling outside when i saw a cute little dog running around the streets with no owner...


Holy shit I would've raged so hard. My girlfriend and I were driving down Ocean Blvd in Long Beach late one night (one of the main drags if not the main drag in Long Beach), and there was a dog running back and forth across the street. We corralled it and found its house and pounded on the door. When the lady answered she was like "Oh...thanks". I don't get people
 
Today is a holiday where I live, but nevertheless some clusterfuckers decided this would be a good day to start jackhammering the entire road outside, starting below my window at 8am. I was still drunk from last night when I got pounded awake, and in a break between the hammering I yelled and told them to FUCK OFF. Unfortunately, they didn't.
 
Chicagoland is not bumfuck Illinois. Go back to queerville Maine and eat lobster and be basically Canada.

Rick should just have his fucking wedding at MDF during Devourment's set.

I won a few dollars playing pool at the bar tonight, which I used to purchase cheap beer. Downing those until sunrise while catching up on some of the most hyped arthouse movies from the past couple of years I missed. Exciting shit.
 
Rick should just have his fucking wedding at MDF during Devourment's set.

I won a few dollars playing pool at the bar tonight, which I used to purchase cheap beer. Downing those until sunrise while catching up on some of the most hyped arthouse movies from the past couple of years I missed. Exciting shit.

You should have spent that time blasting the new Macabre Omen instead of watching tryhard film.
 
So last night, I got kicked out of the bar about half-hour in, for being too drunk. Some slut complained about me to the owner cause I was stumbling I guess.

Guess I shouldn't have had those fifteen beers before I went to the bar. :v
 
Learning to do more complex tax returns at work. Just got off a 14 hour day. My boss is lucky he's a cool ass motherfucker teaching me cool ass useful things about money.

Also found out they have a place near this house party my guy's band plays every year. The house party filled with bikers and loud ass Bostonians. Not sure if a good or a bad thing that came up. He mentioned you can hear it from a mile away.