The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[unknown]

So about an hour ago i was chilling outside when i saw a cute little dog running around the streets with no owner...

Holy shit I would've raged so hard. My girlfriend and I were driving down Ocean Blvd in Long Beach late one night (one of the main drags if not the main drag in Long Beach), and there was a dog running back and forth across the street. We corralled it and found its house and pounded on the door. When the lady answered she was like "Oh...thanks". I don't get people

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

... yea, i actually had a similar situation once. People like that should not own dogs. This would have been the 5th time i saved a dog running around out here ... but i couldn't this time. Hopefully the little pooch is okay

 

[Master_Yoda77]

To his friend's wedding in bumfuck Illinois?

Chicagoland is not bumfuck Illinois. Go back to queerville Maine and eat lobster and be basically Canada.

 

[UltimateApathy]

Today is a holiday where I live, but nevertheless some clusterfuckers decided this would be a good day to start jackhammering the entire road outside, starting below my window at 8am. I was still drunk from last night when I got pounded awake, and in a break between the hammering I yelled and told them to FUCK OFF. Unfortunately, they didn't.

 

[Addo_Of_Nex]

Chicagoland is not bumfuck Illinois. Go back to queerville Maine and eat lobster and be basically Canada.

Rick should just have his fucking wedding at MDF during Devourment's set.

I won a few dollars playing pool at the bar tonight, which I used to purchase cheap beer. Downing those until sunrise while catching up on some of the most hyped arthouse movies from the past couple of years I missed. Exciting shit.

 

[The Ozzman]

Are you a cat or dog?

I'm a catdog.

I'm red green color blind, not completely color blind. And I can see both colors. I just have trouble discerning them if they are next to each other.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Rick should just have his fucking wedding at MDF during Devourment's set.

I won a few dollars playing pool at the bar tonight, which I used to purchase cheap beer. Downing those until sunrise while catching up on some of the most hyped arthouse movies from the past couple of years I missed. Exciting shit.

You should have spent that time blasting the new Macabre Omen instead of watching tryhard film.

 

[waif]

Today I achieved the holy trinity of beer, sex, and pizza. Great success.

 

[KafkaX]

All at the same time?

 

[Master_Yoda77]

The holy trinity is beer, brats, and blasphemy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdjM7t09C4Y

 

[rms]

Sex, Pastrami and TV?

 

[unknown]

You're spicy tonight!

 

[Addo_Of_Nex]

Today I achieved the holy trinity of beer, sex, and pizza. Great success.

I'm glad I'm not the only one that finds this to be the closest thing to a state of nirvana we can achieve.

 

[The Butt]

So last night, I got kicked out of the bar about half-hour in, for being too drunk. Some slut complained about me to the owner cause I was stumbling I guess.

Guess I shouldn't have had those fifteen beers before I went to the bar. :v

 

[Zephyrus]

I always start drinking at bars then come home to get wasted.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Learning to do more complex tax returns at work. Just got off a 14 hour day. My boss is lucky he's a cool ass motherfucker teaching me cool ass useful things about money.

Also found out they have a place near this house party my guy's band plays every year. The house party filled with bikers and loud ass Bostonians. Not sure if a good or a bad thing that came up. He mentioned you can hear it from a mile away.

 

[Nephilim96]

I always start drinking at bars then come home to get wasted and have sex.

Fixed that for ya.

 

[The Butt]

I'd have been fine, if this butch whore didn't seem to think she was the official bar bouncer, when she's not even employed. Yeah I was drunk and stumbling a bit, but until about an hour after I got home (that's when it all started to hit me) I was still coherent.

She gave me the dirtiest look at Timmies today too. Scourge of the earth.

 

[Nephilim96]

I'd have been fine, if this butch whore didn't seem to think she was the official bar bouncer, when she's not even employed. Yeah I was drunk and stumbling a bit, but until about an hour after I got home (that's when it all started to hit me) I was still coherent.

She gave me the dirtiest look at Timmies today too. Scourge of the earth.

How fucking small is your town that you see the same person at two different establishments on consecutive days?

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Picture Maine, except that it's the top portion of the North American continent. That's most of Canada (does Quebec squirm at that,eh? and British Columbia?). It's like the South, except without the entitlement mentality. Haven't you watched The Trailer Park Boys?