The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[whiskey funeral]

Fucking got my car towed today, because there are literally two parking spots that are a mini tow zone. At first, I thought my car was stolen, which would have been terrible, since I literally got it 10 days ago and it's practically new. Then, while marching around the block in a rage, I saw there was a discrete "No Parking" sign that usually isn't there. The sign isn't even out on the street, it's on the side of the wall, perpendicular to the street. Between having to pay for the tow and the parking ticket, it was almost $400.

Ugh, that sucks.

I once had a car stolen. Police found it a few days later running in an apartment complex parking lot. I had to buy a new ignition switch, new tires and clean the entire interior. Oh and the cops towed my car to a municipal lot so I had to pay for towing AND storage expenses. So stupid.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Day two of being in bed with a fierce man flu. Could barely sleep at all last night due to wheezing myself awake and coughing. Caught it off my mate when four of us went hiking on the weekend. The wife didn't get it and neither did her friend. What has happened to my mighty immune system of strength and power?

 

[whiskey funeral]

Day two of being in bed with a fierce man flu. Could barely sleep at all last night due to wheezing myself awake and coughing. Caught it off my mate when four of us went hiking on the weekend. The wife didn't get it and neither did her friend. What has happened to my mighty immune system of strength and power?

You need to do more burly man activities maybe? Lift things up and put them down.

 

[Satanstoenail]

You need to do more burly man activities maybe? Lift things up and put them down.

Nah I do plenty of that. My job requires it. Plus I just spent four days hiking. Eehhhh

 

[whiskey funeral]

Bummer deal. Sorry
My son and I had stomach viruses on and off for about a month straight. Different strains of bugs. It was pretty awful.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Let me know what you think of the show!

They did put on a great show. The visuals in the back really added to the atmosphere. The mix of people there was fucking stupid though. Some cool people, a bunch of retards who only like Electric Wizard, and some other morons moshing during Satanic Rites of Drugula and Funeralopolis. I drank 4 beers, slammed some whiskey we snuck in, and stood in the back. Fuck it was way too crowded.

 

[KafkaX]

^ Badass, dude. Cant wait to see them here in a few weeks. 3 days of Electric Wizard make me a very happy boy.

But on to what doesnt make me happy...

Seriously FUCK Apple.

Their new updates have forced me to restore my IPhone, which you think would be easy if you use iCloud (which I do) to restore from a previous backup but for the past 2 hours its been increasing in time to restore. So fucking frustrated.

 

[The Butt]

I have never used an Apple product I've been happy with.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Lol. iPhone. Fucking plebeians.

 

[KafkaX]

What do you use? The Nokia Brick? Fully equipped with Centipede?

 

[viewerfromnihil]

I use a crap Nokia and pay $45 per month for it. I only have 1.5Gb of data, but I don't use data other than for navigation and the occasional video use for working on my car. I have unlimited talk, which is sweet, because I can listen to C-Span via audionow as much as I want.

 

[The Butt]

Posting on a Magic board I've been banned from at least three times, out of boredom.

Bets on how long till I get discovered as The Butt, and get banned again?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Posting on a Magic board I've been banned from at least three times, out of boredom.

Bets on how long till I get discovered as The Butt, and get banned again?

Why do you keep posting about this Magic board? Exactly how butthurt are you over being banned on a place where children congregate to discuss a card game?

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Exactly how butthurt are you that your butt has yet to be hurt by a creature of your desire?

 

[Satanstoenail]

A magic board?

 

[The Butt]

Magic: The Gathering. A card game.

Why do you keep posting about this Magic board? Exactly how butthurt are you over being banned on a place where children congregate to discuss a card game?

I'm not butthurt at all. As I said, its out of boredom, and I'm taking a bit of amusement in this actually. Go have sex, I think being a virgin so long has driven you mad. (Basically what Schmidt said, but he said it much more eloquently.)

 

[Master_Yoda77]

lol HB can't even get raped properly. His friend just sucks his limp cock and he's like "yeah, I enjoy this" then feels bad the next day.

 

[Onder]

I had 12 beers yesterday and 10 the day before. I'm horny as shit and I will probably fuck my girlfriend in the end.

 

[Nephilim96]

I like to eat waffles

 

[The Ozzman]

Lol. iPhone. Fucking plebeians.

Pretty much. Unless it's provided for work, I have no idea why people use this garbage. Overpriced shit.