I prefer pot in all honesty. Drinking causes me to black out and piss people off, cause I realized that unless there is a finite supply of booze, I drink until I literally start puking. I'm a very irresponsible drinker.
Stuck at work until 8am only to come back tomorrow to do it again, but hey my first Saturday and Sunday off in quite some time so that's nice.
Drinking a thousand beers before the bar is like easy-mode. You are only cool if the bar likes you enough to allow you to BRING IN your own fucking case of beer. Then, you've reached legendary status.
I thought you were going to say "with a tasty ass cunt" because you are Australian but nerp...
You cook meat? I eat it right off the animal.