The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

I shit my pants last month. It was actually sorta funny. Cranberry juice does crazy things to a man.

I wasn't even drunk.
 
On my way to teach some algebraZ to my 9th and 10th graders. So, to try and get them to participate more I had them write their favorite food and favorite music artist on a piece of paper and have been calling them by picking out of a "hat" (aka my laptop bag) and using that to address them. One clever girl (she's only 12!) said on her paper that her favorite food is salad because it's undefinable. So when I asked her to explain she goes, "I really love food and couldn't choose a favorite. So with salad I could get macaroni salad, fruit salad, some meat, everything all in one!"


What a clever little girl.

Also, to relate to the topic at hand I realized that teachers never have the chance to use the bathroom. Soooo I guess no bananas and beers before work. :lol:
 
The Butt said:
I shit my pants last month. It was actually sorta funny. Cranberry juice does crazy things to a man.

I wasn't even drunk.
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I shit mine too a few weeks ago.

Wasnt super crazy, but I was just chillin and I farted really hard. And when I moved I felt something hit my foot. It was a piece of poo. Once I stopped laughing I picked it up with a toothpick and threw it away.

Poop on a stick.

It was amazing.
 
I shit my pants in science class freshman year of high school. Nobody knew it was me. Called my dad to pick me up and obviously I was crying because I was a loner as it was with terrible social anxiety ..

Made fun of me all the way home. He gave me these large balls I have.
 
I'm eating dinner. I wasn't expecting to read about people shitting their pants, but I have a strong stomach. I used to clean sewage professionally at public places like restaurants and stores.
 
AllShallFall said:
I'm surpised nobody's sigged one of the above posts about pants-shitting.
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KafkaX said:
No shit.
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Actually, as it turns out, this discussion is chock full of shit. :lol: :V

Regarding my pants-shitting, I was walking home from grocery shopping, had to shit, and simply couldn't hold it anymore. It was a bit of a wet one tbh, had a bit of liquid seepage. Thankfully my boxers caught it all, none dripped. Had to throw them out though. There was no cleaning those things.
 
That's legendary. It happens.

Last time I got trashed I fell in the shower, and had to be pulled out by my now-ex girlfriend and put to bed. She had her lady friend, and sister over. She had to deal with me being verbally belligerent (comments like "fuck off" and "stop being a bitch"), and my bird flopping around for all to see.

I don't remember a moment of this, but I am not ashamed if it did happen (chances are, it did). Serves her right.
 
Shit myself a while back on the way to Rite Aid to get stomach medicine. Felt the liquid shame start to pour out, wasn't even a fart. Drove to my parents house, dropped my boxers in the garbage, wiped my ass and left.

Also got really drunk a few months ago when we first got our dog. I started stumbling when I was in the bathroom and fireman'd the entire room. Tried to blame it on the dog......
 
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