The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[CiG]

 

[Nephilim96]

I'm eating dinner. I wasn't expecting to read about people shitting their pants, but I have a strong stomach. I used to clean sewage professionally at public places like restaurants and stores.

I can eat while looking at gore or shit, but if there's an ugly, gross, old and/or obese person near, I won't be able to eat.

 

[KafkaX]

This page is fucking incredible.

 

[CiG]

Gore as in snuff shit?

 

[viewerfromnihil]

I haven't shit myself since I was a child, but I recently had poo touch a piece of my body that wasn't my ass. I had a wet shit, then stood up to wipe (I'm a standing wiper, for whatever that's worth), and a glob of shit landed on my calf. Whatever, wipe it and go to work. I'd already had a shower that day.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Wtf is wrong with you guys? Learn to control your buttholes!

 

[voilenoir]

I haven't shit myself since I was a child, but I recently had poo touch a piece of my body that wasn't my ass. I had a wet shit, then stood up to wipe (I'm a standing wiper, for whatever that's worth), and a glob of shit landed on my calf. Whatever, wipe it and go to work. I'd already had a shower that day.

Oh my god. Eww fuck!!! Lol!!

 

[CiG]

The butthole is a wild beast, untameable it is.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Shit and pissed myself. No big deal. Smoke more beers fagets.

 

[CiG]

 

[voilenoir]

Well, all shit aside...

I'm on my balcony with my roommate smoking weed, a lot of weed, I've been "singing" her my stoner version of songs... You know replacing lyrics with stoner terms and what not. It's magical.

 

[CiG]

Record an album!

 

[voilenoir]

I can't deny we discussed it. I mainly just wanna get really high with all my friends and sing some really good ones. I'm terrible at singing. But this is pretty epic stoner shit right now.

 

[Nephilim96]

Gore as in snuff shit?

Yeah. Seeing someone's head cut off is a little freaky, but I can still eat. If there's a very weird looking person (like an old fat lady with tons of skin tags), no way, especially if I'm eating dairy.

 

[Nephilim96]

(I'm a standing wiper, for whatever that's worth)

DA FUCK

lean on your left ass cheek like the rest of us civilized folk

 

[CiG]

I stand and wipe too, gotta get up and see that everything is in order man.
I'm anal about anal cleanliness.

I can't do snuff shit, all those real death videos, nah man fuck that.
Weird old ugly freaks and mongoloids though, RIGHT up my alley.

 

[The Butt]

Shit and pissed myself. No big deal. Smoke more beers fagets.

I drink a hundred cigarettes and smoke a thousand beers.

 

[Nephilim96]

I stand and wipe too, gotta get up and see that everything is in order man.

How the fuck are you able to look at your anus?

I'm pretty "anal about my anal cleanliness" too, but I just wipe a bunch of times.

 

[CiG]

Oh I mean I get up to wipe and check out the bowl.

 

[Nephilim96]

WTF why?