An ex I'm assuming?
What losers. Crashing people's parties then causing trouble. Bring them to me so that I can puke on them because I'm hungover as fuck.
An ex I'm assuming?
Me neither. I'm glad it's finally over. Because we're ahead down here we get two days worth of it.
I'm amazed I don't feel so bad.
There wasn't any Saint Vitus playing but last night I caught up with this Jewish milf I've been seeing on and off for the last five years, the eldest sister of someone I went to high school with.
I still wonder why hockey and baseball aren't dead yet.