lol bunch of tough guys here getting white girl wasted on their Smirnoff UV Blue Vodka and hitting up the nightclub after doing a moly.
Tequila is what you drink you want to end your life. And Whiskey.
Tequila > Bourbon > Irish > Blended > Scotch > what else really matters? > is there a difference between clear and spiced rum? > marshmallow flavored vodka > straight gin
Now, a cocktail with gin is great. Or, fuck, even a gin and tonic is good, but straight gin? What the fuck is wrong with you people?