The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

!!!EU fags alert!!!

My inflamed butthole will be present in Dresden and Leipzig on the weekend of 11-12 November. Coincidentally, it's also my birthday, so many beers will be had.

I'm open to meet up with any UM fags except like Trump supporters and stuff. Anyone from Germany maybe?
 
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Work is a shitshow. Customers need to fuck off. No, harassing me "when will chickens be out of the oven?" will not make them come out faster. Quite the contrary.
 
Saw Merciless yesterday and they ruled. Got super drunk at the show. I mean what pushed me over to blackout mode was when my friend slipped me her bottle of Jim bean to take a swig at after having like idk 6 drinks. Oof. I remember the show perfectly though and even saw cookta for a bit and hung with him.

Miserably lesson planned with a crazy headache. No regrets I enjoyed life on Friday lol.
 
Now that I'm old enough to actually have enough facial hairs to vaguely resemble a mustache, I notice that my upper lip perpetually smells like refried beans and corn schips, even after going days without eating them (they're still my staple food). For those with longer manly experience in such matters, how do you deal with this? Do you wash your mustache with shampoo? Do you savor the scent and let it become a part of your natural musk? Have others ever commented on the smell or flavor of your mustache?
 
I shower every day M-F and sometimes on the weekend depending on whether I have to work on it. It smells every day. Do you use bar soap on your mustache?
 
There's a fucking explosion of hipster barbershops in my city, they're on every fucking corner. Maybe this is what they do. Clean shit off their awesome fucking mustaches.