The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[Vimana]

In Chinese. Tired as fuck.

 

[The Ozzman]

Having a diet soup

Is that different from low fat soup at all?

 

[waif]

Just watched Conan on TV. I really love that film. Not everyone's cup of tea but neither is metal, lol, so whatever.

Which? The Destroyer is amazing. Haven't seen the first one, but we're watching it at my birthday party on saturday and it looks amazing.
Also, if you like camp the Conan the Adventurer series is amazing.

 

[whiskey funeral]

Can I come to your birthday party?

 

[waif]

Depends. Can you strip?

 

[whiskey funeral]

I know how to take my clothes off...but I'm not a good dancer.
Sorry.

 

[waif]

That's okay. It's the removal of clothing that counts. Consider yourself invited.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Which? The Destroyer is amazing. Haven't seen the first one, but we're watching it at my birthday party on saturday and it looks amazing.
Also, if you like camp the Conan the Adventurer series is amazing.

I prefer it to the second one but I know people who prefer the second as well. The first one is a bit different in feel. It's almost almost almost approaching having a couple of 'deep' bits. Plus the blonde woman is a babe.

 

[waif]

Dude the chick in the second was alright too. If there's cleavage to look at, the corny bits don't bother me.

Also, RED FUCKING SONJA.

 

[SentinelSlain]

which chick. I can't remember. I seem to remember the second film is more straightforward and less epic feeling. I'm not a big fan of Grace Jones's looks tbh. She a decent character actor though I suppose.

 

[waif]

idk who grace jones is.
Red Sonja wasn't all that hot, but it was a fucking awesome movie for the reason that they're trying to save the world, but as far as we can tell there are no other human beings in said world.

 

[The Ozzman]

Grace Jones was the black chick in A View to A Kill

 

[SentinelSlain]

grace jones is the scary black woman who was in Conan the destroyer and also in james bond a view to kill.

damm it beaten to the mark

 

[The Ozzman]

lol, j00 got ninja'd

 

[waif]

oh, right, yeah, she was freaky.
I meant the princess chick.

 

[Crimson Velvet]

The first Conan movie is clearly the best. better story, better music, better script, better settings, better dialogue, betterbetterbetter.

 

[whiskey funeral]

"YOU ARE ALL SLUUUUTS!"

That's got to be my favorite line from the first Conan film.

 

[waif]

Who wants a good script or good dialogue? I'm looking for hilarious acting and dialogue such as the following (taken from the Conan the Adventurer series, delivered in a monotone) "by Crom, I will defeat you and bring justice to all the people you have killed."

 

[SentinelSlain]

There's plenty of stuff like that in conan one don't be fooled. Better acting maybe, it's still the schwartzenegger and some weird stereotype asians and a hot babe or two. Actually the blonde is pretty good but it could just be that I fancied her.

this is what my friend said about it:
George "Well, each to his own, but Conan has no storyline, the acting is shit, and the script is downright terrible.

Still, wouldn't do if we were all the same. smile.gif "

 

[waif]

Yeah, I know. Arnold makes everything good.