Thank you for shopping me as a dinosaur VVVVV!  I love it 

  Now next should be a morph of my face and VelociBrad's face...two ugly people combined = one REALLY ugly person!
@st333333pahni333333333, respect seconded.  Don't rush into things, your first time should be with someone you trust, else it will feel like you are being burned from the inside out and having a baby shoved up you and can't stop (analogous to feeling like you are pooping and you can't stop get it?).
I don't get why anal needs to be kept in the bathroom.  If you're doing it right, the recipient should have pooped already that day and the pitcher shouldn't be using force.  That was my greatest fear - "THERE WILL BE POOP AM I POOPING OH NOEZ" - but there was no poop and has been no poop.
Oh, what am I doing this moment?  I'm happy as a clam because it's 21 C out today.