Good for you, man.
WAIF got a girlfriend?
Not only did WAIF get a girlfriend, but...well it's not up to me to say
V-CARD!
And yeah, she's Chinese, so I can knock both "sex" and "sex with an Asian girl" off my to-do list.
It was really sudden, btw, I really had no inkling that it was coming because it was basically "there's this girl I really like and have wanted for a long time and oh wait she's climbing into my bed I did not expect that at all but okay, that's pretty fucking awesome."