The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

Trying to find an apartment close to campus that's not overly expensive and isn't a shit hole. What a fucking waste of time.

Maybe I'll just buy an older camper van and slum it for a year. Take my showers at the campus gym. Cruise neighborhoods around school looking for wireless internet.

Rape a 14 year old.
 
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Stuck at work during summer holidays. Nothing to do until August 23rd or something, and a week til my vacation. I would go for a walk but I have a popped blister on the back of my heel and it's so hot out that I sweat like a hambeast when I take a 45 second bathroom break at school.
 
I try to see how many fingers I can fit in my asshole at once. I'm up to 8, gonna shoot for 9 this afternoon after I eat kimchi for lunch.

Honestly I just read Wikipedia for a few hours, go for a walk if it's not too hot out to burn off a few calories, drink lots of water, call my mom (not kidding), read fashion magazines, and read books. I am out of books so I am going to the bookstore later to pick up a classic novel or two. I might also bring back the age-old tradition of illustrated outfit-based packing lists like I did when I was 11.
 
Dude, that's insane. I fucking want that job.


































I never have enough free time to set new fingers-in-asshole records.
 
Oh I forgot, I also play games on my iPod and watch movies in the English office.

Grant you're qualified, you could do this job.

The scary wrestling coach is screaming at a kid right next to me. This is pretty good.
 
The last one is hardly a major factor in my work life (I've only had one since I started the job), but yeah your first two points are pretty good ones.
 
I gotta say I'm jealous of people who have enough money where they can work unpaid internships or volunteer beyond the age of Boy Scouts/Girl Scouts.
 
As I posted before on gamers thread my character is El Fuerte. I mostly play online, and arcade mode annoys me a lot. When I come with contact with players that use Sagat he is pretty easy.

The thing is that El Fuerte has very quick attacks that can come from above or below so I can confuse the fuck out of people whether to block in crouching position or in standing position. This technique is pretty effective on characters like Ryu, Ken and Sagat. Gamers often pick Abel, he is strong and frustrating as hell. Blanka is fucking impossible once people know how to play him and I get so fucking angry playing with him I punch myself in the face. Chun-Li is also very hard.


Again, I'm not fighting actual people, but on the harder levels of the game when el fuerte gets insane, I just wait until he starts running or jumps off the wall and spam tiger knee... It'll usually catch him jumping in and knocks him back or leapfrogs over the slide (tiger knee is the reason other than sagat's reach on heavy kick I choose him over akuma or ken, fuck ryu.. it's fast and covers so much space)... spam a couple fireballs as he tries to get up and just keep repeating it. Otherwise he's one of the tougher characters for sure.