The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

I'm Korean and I love German guys. German guys love yellow girls.

Going to Germany is like going to an all you can eat buffet when you haven't eaten in weeks and not being able to eat even though the food is throwing itself at your mouth.

Also German doesn't sound angry, it sounds kinda funny sometimes for sure but I never got the "angry" thing. I love the way it sounds when dudes are talking to another dude on the phone.

German porn is the worst though, since they're always like "OOOH JA"
 
In a strictly vocabulary sense Japanese feels like it would be easier to me. It sounds softer and more similar to a European language. Chinese has all those sounds which makes you sound retarded.

Chinese (Mandarin & Cantonese) have 4 tones for certain syllables in most words. Thus there are 5 ways of speaking every word and at least five definitions for every word or sound. This is one difficulty of the language.

I speak German, Quebecois French and a fair degree of conversational Pashto.

I want to someday speak more than 3 languages as well. Just for the awesome experience it would be.
 
Smoking some relaxants after just having my car written off.I was stationary waiting to take a right turn,next thing fuckin bang!! she hit me fucking hard and now my Ford Festiva is no more.It's been a good little car and it had some cool metal stickers on the back! not fucking happy jan!
 
shit dude that sucks. :( R.I.P. car.

cooling off after a run, weighed myself after and was very pleased - all is not lost. might go again around 4 a.m. just because. finally sorted out the hotel stuff so I'm free to spend the rest of the night packing and whatever.
 
I'm American. You're probably better at English than I am.

The most important to know is when you orgasm in Japanese you don't come, you go. It's "iku iku" - iku is the verb for "to go"

edit: jag kan inte prata svenska - probably spelled every single word wrong too
 
The most important to know is when you orgasm in Japanese you don't come, you go. It's "iku iku" - iku is the verb for "to go"

In Czech you say "I am", or "Make me", "I will make you" et cetera. I don't know where that comes from.
 
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In Czech you say "I am", or "Make me", "I will make you" et cetera. I don't know where that comes from.

That's pretty cool. English is stupid, but I think everyone knows those phrases well.

Debating whether to take a nap. It's 1 am and I have to be out of the house at 5:40 am to go to the airport. I think I will.
 
How the fuck do you turn a conversation about language into a conversation about orgasm sounds? ie. an intellegent conversation into a useless/worthless one.

I believe it kicked off with you posting in German that you were studying German, so not off to a terribly intelligent start anyway. And hey, might not be as useless/worthless to know that stuff to other people as it is to you!

Just woke up. Leaving the house in 25 minutes. So groggy.
 
I'm American. You're probably better at English than I am.

The most important to know is when you orgasm in Japanese you don't come, you go. It's "iku iku" - iku is the verb for "to go"

edit: jag kan inte prata svenska - probably spelled every single word wrong too

I thought you said you were Korean?

Anyway, you got all the words right. Did you use Google translate, or are you just gifted?

Not trying to smooth talk you or anything, but please fuck me. :grin:
 
I thought you said you were Korean?

Anyway, you got all the words right. Did you use Google translate, or are you just gifted?

Not trying to smooth talk you or anything, but please fuck me. :grin:

Because of their forefathers, Americans say they are "Italian", "Irish", "Swedish" etc even though they're not. When something good is said about Germany, Americans of German descent are "German", but when something bad is said about Germany, they are suddenly American. They're trying to have their cakes and eat them too. :cool: