The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[zabu of nΩd]

Shit man, if you ain't a John Deere boy I don't want nothin to do with ya.

 

[Cronopio]

How much alcohol is needed to kill an adult man?

 

[Onder]

How much alcohol is needed to kill an adult man?

I could kill sober.

 

[Cronopio]

I could kill sober.

Har har.

 

[Onder]

Okay something on-topic then. I have a friend with a curly hair and she has this kinda american figure but still quite sexy and when she drinks alcohol, she just collapses on the floor and everybody always thinks she's dead. We got used to it, it's just kinda silly between other people. Everybody panics and we're like "she's not dead ldo".

 

[Onder]

But that girl is cool, she sucked my dick for my 18'th birthday (because I was unable to fuck her the night before, I was just too drunk, it was embarassing).

WTF, I feel like posting more tonight. So, on the topic of american-bodied women, I have this english teacher on uni, she's welsh actually. And I kinda like her, she's good in hiding that her body isn't perfect, and her face is pretty. I guess it would look all different naked but whatever. I've always had american cunts (fatties, but kinda funny) for english so I kinda threw her in the same bag but she's apparently cooler. She has a weir accent though. She says "droive" instead of "drive" etc.

 

[waif]

How much alcohol is needed to kill an adult man?

I think it's a 3.5 BAC. What would get you there would vary by person.

 

[Pessimism]

Just do 27 straight shots of 151.

 

[mutantllama]

Browsing GMD for the first time in the past couple of days.

I can't connect to the internet from my room above the garage atm.

About go head to work

 

[damnromulans]

WTF, I feel like posting more tonight. So, on the topic of american-bodied women, I have this english teacher on uni, she's welsh actually. And I kinda like her, she's good in hiding that her body isn't perfect, and her face is pretty. I guess it would look all different naked but whatever. I've always had american cunts (fatties, but kinda funny) for english so I kinda threw her in the same bag but she's apparently cooler. She has a weir accent though. She says "droive" instead of "drive" etc.

Welsh accents are interesting. Also I LOL at "American bodied women" as a synonym for "overweight." Clever and the sad truth. I blew some of my kids' heads out of their asses yesterday when I told them the average sizes of men and women in the US compared to Japan.

Men:
USA - 177 cm/5'9 and a half, 86.6 kg/191 lbs
JAPAN - 169 cm/5'7, 62 kg/136 lbs

Women:
USA - 162 cm,/5'4, 74.3 kg/164 lbs
JAPAN - 158 cm/5'2, 52 kg/115 lbs

 

[Windie]

Aww, Japanese are so cute and tiny

 

[Pessimism]

I find it hilarious that I could prob kill a Japanese woman just by sleeping with her.

Such a tiny people.

::goes off and does something tall/large people do::

 

[Windie]

Even I could kill a Japanese woman by fucking her

 

[Pessimism]

That's just cause you like that freaky ass bdsm shit.

 

[Windie]

wtf no (not that i'd know, i've never done it )

 

[Pessimism]

Bullshit, you carry a strappado and spreader bar with you wherever you go.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

If the Japanese weren't so obsessive about appearing waifish, I'd find them tolerable.

 

[Windie]

There need to be more gangsta Jap girls

 

[waif]

If the Japanese weren't so obsessive about appaearing waifish, I'd find them tolerable.

I object to this comment.

 

[damnromulans]

5'2 and 115 lbs isn't waifish, it's directly in the middle of the "healthy" weight range.

I've met a lot of J-girls suck at "dieting" though, their idea of weight loss is drinking diarrhea tea and eating nothing but dessert.