The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

Facebook is down so I'm gonna complain about my personal life here: I need a girlfriend and nobody loves me and I try really hard but that fucking bitch still refuses to sleep with me and suck my dick so nice and I want to lick a pussy so bad. Arghhh. Also, everything sucks and I'm listening to Watching From a Distance because of it. I cooked a lunch and that slut didn't even come over because she was having lunch with someone new. Probably a giant faggot who's being a giant dick to her.

Thanks for listening.

I need to lick it for hours. HOURS STRAIGHT, she would fucking blow up, that body would feel INSANE FUCKING STUFF. I need to lick it for hours straight. The taste.

EDIT: Here, have a picture of cute ocelot as a reward for reading my complaints:

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Fatigue from waking up at 4 in the morning and all this new information I'm having to absorb at work have temporarily jilted my confidence. This fucking sucks. Someone brought it up in conversation today. I was looking for hidden meanings in people's questions all day.
 
This girl in my school gave head for the first time recently. The guy couldn't get hard and just decided to piss in her mouth. She thought it was cum and swallowed it all. Later the guy was all "dude, I just pissed down this bitch's throat." I thought it was funny, but I feel bad for her because she seems nice. I'm coming off an epic blaze, so excuse the nature of my posts.
 
LOL WHAT THE HELL.

I am busy at work. Stressed out but productive. Celebrating my friend's 1-year Japanniversary this weekend by locking ourselves in a cabin in the mountains. We are going to go jogging and then destroy an entire Costco cake.
 
I just sent vihris a PM letting him know it's gonna rain all weekend in LA...luck of the draw

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Yeah I'd already looked up the forecast. This is like the only time all month you're getting rain too, right? :lol: Oh well, at least it's supposed to clear up by Monday.
 
zabu of nΩd;9504791 said:
Yeah I'd already looked up the forecast. This is like the only time all month you're getting rain too, right? :lol: Oh well, at least it's supposed to clear up by Monday.

pretty much. a couple weeks ago it was in the 90s. this past week it's been perfect...in the mid 60s

we just don't like out-of-towners finding out about the weather