The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread


They emphasize valuing education and athleticism equally and they live in a vast subterranean cave. The cave is lit by perpetual light coming from the crystal "ceiling" about as high up as a sky. Underneath their one large city lives a giant destructive beast that is sort of like a demon. A human sorcerer locked the way out of the city so that an evil sorcerer could not go in and receive the demon's power.
 
Right now I am picturing the Lizard guy from Spiderman, only on steroids and adderall.

It is awesome.

edit: Seriously, that's awesome as hell.
 
The twin kings of the city have a half brother who was born from one of the demon's eggs. He is 50+ feet tall and wrecks shit up later on during battles against humans.

Edit: Thanks, Pessimism.
 
I also have about 8 years of chemistry knowledge and 2 years of intensive HAZMAT handling and mitigation training.
Oh, okay. Just based that on the fact that I coulda written pretty much exactly the same thing based on the relevant scene in Breaking Bad.
 
Cronopio RAPE HER

Nah. I'm not that person.

Devasya Chāyā;9523285 said:
Isn't a cronopio a creature from a Latin American fantasy story?

It's a character from some of the Argentine writer Julio Cortázar's work. Wouldn't call the stories fantasy, though, at least not in the traditional sense.

http://www.cronopio.se/?page_id=14

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Also the broad texted back saying "you promised to send me a book, stupid" (referring to a book of stories I wrote), I wrote back and said I would if she promised to give me a thorough evaluation of it later, meaning a full body massage (but I didn't write that) and she texted back "deal".

Not that this will lead to anything or whatever.
 
So this Saturday I was at this party and I met this über-hot girl and somehow (that must've been the way it went down) she gave me her address, becuase I just discovered it written down in the notepad section of my phone. What. The. Fuck. Like seriously. And the time at which it had been written down was like 12.30PM which makes it totally plausible. I mean, like there is no way I was surfing the net for her details at that time, not with the party being in full swing at that particular point in time. Like no way. Seriously.

So what should I do now? Call her? Text her? Bite the fucking bullet and realize she will never ever have a cuppa with me and just delete the note?

Give that bitch some buttsecks
 
Right now I'm thinking of moving my aching ass from my highly uncomfortable computer chair, to my very soft and cofortable tv chair and play Fallout: New Vegas. Going on an expedition to the snowy mountain range!

General Custers Black Hills Expedition will look like a fucking kindergarten sandbox exploration tour in comparison!
 
Goddammit, krig brought back the scrotum avatar. Guess I have to put him on ignore again until february or so.