The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

I need a rain or something to wash out all those things I'm allergic to. Seriously. Argh.
 
I am chilling on my computer while I wait for my apple juice to cool down in the refrigerator. I have the biggest appletite today.
 
I see what you did there and it sucked

I just ate an apple on an empty stomach and can feel the acid eating my insides. Had the health check at work today. I have low blood pressure and I grew almost a centimeter! I'm so happy, I'm only 1/4 inch away from my dream height of 5'5.
 
Feeling guilty because I totally ruined my neighbor's hair tonight. Never trust a krampus to dye your hair. On the other hand, mine looks awesome. Barely noticeable change, all-over black-burgundy tone that will look really cool when sunlight hits it.
 
Urgh, I put all of my work pants in the dryer last night and didn't check it again until right when I was ready to leave this morning, and it turns out everything was still wet in the dryer, and I have literally no dry pants to wear to work. Waiting on the dryer to do a single pair of pants for me now.

Had a weird ass dream last night where I was watching some late night variety show on TV (except it looked more like I was really there) and they bring out Scatman Crothers who is 80-something in this dream, but he's had so much plastic surgery done that he looks about 30 (though he's still old and decrepit so they bring him out on a rolling bed for his performance). For some reason he sang a jazzy version of "Wonderwall" for the show. It was wrong in quite a few ways.