The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

Getting ready to watch the Bulls take on the Pacers. I haven't been this excited about NBA basketball since MJ retired the 2nd time. Gonna have a few beers & hopefully celebrate a Bulls road victory. So glad it's a 3 day weekend.
 
Took econ exam on like no sleep. Went okay, I think. Chillaxing with a sammich from Subway.

Hell, I have a subway sandwich (cold-cut) right now and am listening to Evil Army.

While I was in line, a woman in front of me got a meatball marinara, which is typically a good choice if they don't skimp on the sauce or meat.

She then asks the person behind the counter to put mayo in it.

Fucking mayo.

I wanted to hurl on her kid right then and there.
 
Hell, I have a subway sandwich (cold-cut) right now and am listening to Evil Army.

While I was in line, a woman in front of me got a meatball marinara, which is typically a good choice if they don't skimp on the sauce or meat.

She then asks the person behind the counter to put mayo in it.

Fucking mayo.

I wanted to hurl on her kid right then and there.

I get chipotle mayo on my meatball marinara...
 
Mayo is pretty awesome. I think it's all the corn-mayo pizza they serve here. I like mayo better than ketchup on french fries too.
 
when I was with my last girlfriend, she had my try this apparent mexican favorite...it was corn on the cob covered in mayonaise and parmesan cheese (it's called Elotes)

fucking gross.
 
I really like mayo on burgers, fries and sandwiches. Mixed with ketchup or mustard.

Don't hate.

See, all those things you just listed are some normal applications of mayo that I have seen through socal.

But on a damn meatball marinara subway sandwich? The world is truly all kinds of fucked up.
 
The only think I enjoy mayo in is salads (macaroni, potato, etc.) I can tolerate a slight bit on a burger if I go to Wendy's and they forget to not put mayo on my burger like I fucking asked you to do pretty fucking clearly you worthless fucking dancing monkey, but other than that, no sir I don't like it. I also don't like ricotta cheese.

This is probably the most personal information I've revealed in a while.
 
Mayo's good on damn near everything, but moderation is the key. Too little, and you barely taste it. Too much, and it becomes super fucking gross.

Also, when it comes to corn on the cob, butter is the only correct thing to put on it tbh.
 
Also, when it comes to corn on the cob, butter is the only correct thing to put on it tbh.

How dare you disavow pepper
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