The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread



Nice little documentary, very ignorant though.
 
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Nursing some wounds. Was cutting grass... ran over top of an underground yellow jacket nest... got stung a couple times... wanted to finish so I went and got the mower again and started cutting in another place. Found a much bigger hive about an hour later... got the living fuck stung out of me.

Oh the joy.

jesus christ. After the second I would've said, "Fuck it. I'm staying inside today."
 
Mathiäs;9913691 said:
Is this like the first time you've mowed your yard/been there? How did you not know you had two yellow jacket nests?

They moved in since last week, I guess. I'm not sure if they're common on the other side of the US, but here, it's nothing out of the ordinary this time of year. They dig underground and multiply quick. They arent exactly easy to see either, when the hole in only the size of a dime or so.

jesus christ. After the second I would've said, "Fuck it. I'm staying inside today."

Yeah, pretty much. I worry about getting stung in the first place, my mom is allergic and we are allergic to several similar things. I took a big hit of benadryl and sit my ass inside the rest of the day.

I did get rid of one of the nests, filled it with gas, stomped it shut and capped it with a brick after it got dark... but I dont exactly know where the big one is. Was a bit preoccupied with running like a little girl.
 
I just had an eventful night with black people. We drank some vodka and smoked some blunts in the ghetto. One of them thought he was a Hebrew and that Jesus was black. I thought that was hilarious, but it was annoying explaining to him how Islam is less Western than Christianity.
 
spent the whole day yesterday digging a three foot wide, six foot deep, twenty foot long trench along the side of my house to avoid having to pay someone to do it because we have to drill holes in the foundation to do water pipe shit. probably one of the weakest experiences ever.

just woke up and god damn i'm sore...
 
I hate stoners. They are unreliable pieces of shit. I am going to have a fucking future.

:Smokin: Futures over-rated brah.

I know what you mean though :lol: Good example would be when me and a friend got shrums, but when we showed up at my other friends house he was too stoned to enjoy them.
 
I hate stoners. They are unreliable pieces of shit. I am going to have a fucking future.

well i believe that makes you an ignorant prick, sir. i think it more depends on the person, not whether they are a "stoner" or not. you could consider me a "stoner", and i sure as hell am going to have a future. probably one where people are going to like me, too ;)
 
well i believe that makes you an ignorant prick, sir. i think it more depends on the person, not whether they are a "stoner" or not. you could consider me a "stoner", and i sure as hell am going to have a future. probably one where people are going to like me, too ;)

I'm not sure I'd consider you a stoner. There's a lot more to it than smoking weed on a regular basis.

It's hardly ignorant to say that for the most part stoners don't go places.
 
おはようございます。私は三年間東鵜高校で本当に楽しく仕事をすることが出来ました。みんなさんに出会うことが出来てとても幸せでした。いつも、みんなさんからたくさん助けていただきました。例えば、日本のはじめの日に、先生方はいつも銀行や買い物やきほん的なようじもたすかりました。こうちょう先生、ふくこうちょう先生、きょうとう先生をはじめ職員のみんなさん方のしんせつにふかくかんしゃしています。東鵜高校のけいけんからたくさんのことをまなびました。英語科先生方には授業などで特にお世話になりました。私はいつもみんなさんのことを思い出すでしょう。アメリカでぜひみんなさんにまた会いたいです。遊びにきて下さい。三年間、本当にお世話になりました。ありがとうございました。

Babelfishing my farewell speech

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Haha. A good chunk of it is set phrases that have no direct English translation. That's the emotionless formal one I have to give at the morning meeting tomorrow. The long-winded and sappy one which I will probably cry during is many times longer and contains endless gayness about how it doesn't matter if you hate school, just be a good person, one heart two lives blahblahblahblahmenfuckingothermen.