Non-metal Themed Mixtape Game

[Caecius]

Here we go!

DEVO - Smart Patrol/Mr. DNA
(6/10) I'm just a spud boy.

Current 93 - The Seven Seals...
(1/10) I'm starting to regret participating in this theme.

Procol Harum - Something Following Me
(9/10) Great shit.

The Residents - N-er-gee
(2/10) Waves of regret coming through now.

Tom Waits - Everything You Can Think Of Is True
(1/10) Give this monster his cookie.

The B-52s - 52 Girls
(5/10) Groovy.

Gang Starr - Above The Clouds
(10/10) Love it.

Melt Banana - Shield Your Eyes...
(2/10) Oh my.

Eminem - 3 AM
(5/10) Must've keeled dem, keeled dem.

Captain Beefheart - Neon Meate Dream of a Octafish
(7/10) Mind blown. Theme winner.

Steve Vai - Little Green Men
(3/10) 'For The Love Of God'.

Mr. Bungle - Desert
(5/10) All over the place.

Radiohead - Idioteque
(3/10) Not my thing.

Samwell - What What
(1/10) I say what what, in the butt.

Sopor Aeternus - The Urine Song
(4/10) Needs more lyrics.

Kiss The Anus Of A Black Cat - Argonaut And Magneto
(4/10) Interesting.

Thankfully that playlist is over.

 

[CiG]

I like reading the reviews and being able to tell that people didn't finish even half of a song.

 

[Caecius]

I guess you could say I'm not committed to the theme. I'd rather skip around on long ass tracks of non-sense (for this theme).

 

[CiG]

This one was definitely a challenge of my patience.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

DEVO - Smart Patrol/Mr. DNA
7.5/10
"No one understands my potato" is pretty hilarious in hindsight, as it seems as though they anticipated the "I can count to potato" meme decades beforehand. The verses of Mr. DNA remind me of "Electric Eye", but that song is the weaker link in this coupling.

Current 93 - The Seven Seals are Revealed at the End of Time as Seven Bows
5/10
Not bad background music, but boring and meandering on the whole.

Procol Harum - Something Following Me
7.5/10

The Residents - N-er-gee (Crisis Blues)
7/10
There's a whole lot of weird shit packed into this song. Some of it I liked, such as the dissonant piano riff at the beginning. That vocal outro sounds like a spooky barbershop quartet from Hell.

Tom Waits - Everything You Can Think Of Is True
9/10
We've had yet to see Tom Waits or dark cabaret in this game, so this is most welcome. Very deranged.

The B-52's - 52 Girls
6/10
I'm not too familiar with this band, but I do know that I would much rather hear "Rock Lobster" on this playlist. This doesn't sound enough like it

GangStarr - Above the clouds
7.5/10
I don't delve a lot into rap, but I can recognize solid nigga jams when I hear them.

Melt-Banana - Shield For Your Eyes, A Beast In The Well On Your Hand
5/10

Eminem -3 A.M.
7/10
Another rap song, but this time, it's not a nigga jam. Nevertheless, tt's a decent horrorcore offering.

Captain Beefheart - Neon Meate Dream of a Octafish
5.5/10
Not all that memorable to me.

Steve Vai - Little green men
4/10
This is just the wrong kind of goofy.

Mr. Bungle - Desert search for Techno Allah
7.5/10
This is the right kind of goofy.

Radiohead - Idioteque
8/10

Samwell - "What What (In the Butt)
4/10
This has only limited comedic value, which I'm sure is what the submitter was going for here.

sopor aeternus -the urine song
8.5/10
This is just ludicrously theatrical; I love it. Is that a shawm I hear? I think it is.

Kiss The Anus Of A Black Cat - Argonaut And Magneto
8/10

 

[CiG]

GangStarr - Above the clouds
7.5/10
I don't delve a lot into rap, but I can recognize solid nigga jams when I hear them.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Fucking hurry up and rate ya bastards. Still waiting on 4 or 5.

 

[dwellerINTHEdark]

I'm not sure I'm gonna get to rate this time. If I don't get ratings in by tonight consider me a lost cause.

 

[unknown]

we need to setup deadlines

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Fucking hurry up and rate ya bastards. Still waiting on 4 or 5.

I'll post mine tonight.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

DEVO - Smart Patrol/Mr. DNA - 7/10

Current 93 - The Seven Seals are Revealed at the End of Time as Seven Bows - 2/10

Procol Harum - Something Following Me - 5/10

The Residents - N-er-gee (Crisis Blues) - 5/10

Tom Waits - Everything You Can Think Of Is True - 6/10

The B-52's - 52 Girls - 5/10

GangStarr - Above the clouds - 4/10

Melt-Banana - Shield For Your Eyes, A Beast In The Well On Your Hand - 9/10

Eminem -3 A.M. - 2/10

Captain Beefheart - Neon Meate Dream of a Octafish - 10/10

Steve Vai - Little green men 6/10

Mr. Bungle - Desert search for Techno Allah - 7/10

Radiohead - Idioteque - 5/10

Samwell - "What What (In the Butt) - 5/10

sopor aeternus -the urine song - 4/10

Kiss The Anus Of A Black Cat - Argonaut And Magneto - 5/10

 

[Satanstoenail]

Cheers sir. @Omni appears to have left the forum in a huff after one too many altercations with HBB or something so I'm just waiting on @Carpe Mortem and @EspaDa.

 

[Phylactery]

I'll probably rate this tomorrow even though I didn't submit a song because the list looks interesting.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Ugh I so don't want to. I'll try tonight.

 

[dwellerINTHEdark]

DEVO - Smart Patrol/Mr. DNA
It's interesting, but not altogether whacky enough. But I likes. 7/10.

Current 93 - The Seven Seals are Revealed at the End of Time as Seven Bows
I like this band. This song is indeed ridiculous and absurd. God this song sucks. 3/10.

Procol Harum - Something Following Me
Not sure what was going on here, but color me uninterested. 4/10.

The Residents - N-er-gee (Crisis Blues)
The opening definitely has my attention. Now we're meandering... now we're utterly lost. I can't strongly go either way on this one. 5/10.

Tom Waits - Everything You Can Think Of Is True
Fucking love Tom Waits. Yeah baby. 9/10.

The B-52's - 52 Girls
Never been big on these guys. This song is not gonna turn me around. 4/10.

GangStarr - Above the clouds
I like the laid back flow. But I'm not really getting the ridiculous aspect here. 4/10.

Melt-Banana - Shield For Your Eyes, A Beast In The Well On Your Hand
The bass heavy intro was awesome. Then the vox came in... making it so much awesomer! Can't really tell what they're saying, but don't care. This shit is good. 7/10.

Eminem - 3 A.M.
Ah, Marshall Mathers in his painkiller infused recording session busting out the Triumph the comic dog vocals for a change of pace. Love it. 9/10.

Captain Beefheart - Neon Meate Dream of a Octafish
I dunno dudes. 3/10.

Steve Vai - Little green men
No no. 4/10.

Mr. Bungle - Desert search for Techno Allah
Lots of sounds to be heard here. Tribal drums are a plus. But it's not wholly enjoyable. Actually the ending is pretty cool. 5/10.

Radiohead - Idioteque
I never got super into Radiohead, but I definitely enjoy a bunch of their output. There's some cool shit going on here. 6/10.

Samwell - "What What (In the Butt)"
Greatest video ever. Sadly, this is reeeeaaaaallllllly off the mark. Don't mean to be anal about it. Heh. 3/10.

Sopor Aeternus and the Ensemble of Shadows - The Urine Song
Sopor Aeternus is one of my favorite artists. I almost submitted another one of her songs regarding hemorrhoids. Alas. I have a special edition of this album. I love the arrangements. She's got such a range of musical personalities. It's hard not to be enthralled with most of her output. I don't care for this song's lyrical content, but fuck is it good. 9/10.

Kiss The Anus Of A Black Cat - Argonaut And Magneto
I'm hooked in. Those drums! I'll be delving further into this album. Not super cray cray or anything but it's so good who cares really. 8/10.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Sopor Aeternus and the Ensemble of Shadows - The Urine Song
Sopor Aeternus is one of my favorite artists. I almost submitted another one of her songs regarding hemorrhoids. Alas. I have a special edition of this album. I love the arrangements. She's got such a range of musical personalities. It's hard not to be enthralled with most of her output. I don't care for this song's lyrical content, but fuck is it good. 9/10.

If urine to the song, urine to the lyrics. Sorry, but that's just how it is.

 

[dwellerINTHEdark]

If urine to the song, urine to the lyrics. Sorry, but that's just how it is.

What. The. Fuck. Does. That. Even. Mean.
If it makes sense I apologize but I'm pretty fucking tipsy.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

It's just a lame pun of "you're into/urine to".

 

[dwellerINTHEdark]

It's just a lame pun of "you're into/urine to".

Yup makes sense. Nicely done sir.

 

[Satanstoenail]

So.... that's enough waiting, it's time to get on with things. Here are the results:

DEVO - Smart Patrol/Mr. DNA 7.19 @CASSETTEISGOD
Captain Beefheart - Neon Meate Dream of a Octafish 6.92 @Black Orifice
Melt-Banana - Shield For Your Eyes, A Beast In The Well On Your Hand 6.84 @Vegard Pompey
Procol Harum - Something Following Me 6.61 @no country for old wainds
Radiohead - Idioteque 6.50 @EspaDa
Tom Waits - Everything You Can Think Of Is True 6.42 @Serjeant Grumbles
Kiss The Anus Of A Black Cat - Argonaut And Magneto 6.23 @Funerary_Doom
GangStarr - Above the clouds 6.03 @Caecius
The B-52's - 52 Girls 5.61 @HamburgerBoy
Mr. Bungle - Desert search for Techno Allah 5.57 @unknown
Steve Vai - Little green men 5.42 @Sirjack
sopor aeternus -the urine song 5.19 @Carpe Mortem
The Residents - N-er-gee (Crisis Blues) 4.88 @H.P. Lovecraft
Eminem -3 A.M. 4.80 @dwellerINTHEdark
Current 93 - The Seven Seals are Revealed at the End of Time as Seven Bows 4.23 @Omni
Samwell - "What What (In the Butt) 3.53 @arg

Congrats to CIG, 'twas a fine choice and worthy of the prize.

To those who submitted but didn't rate:
Your names have been flagged. Notes have been made. Discussions and meetings and discussions at said meetings have been had. Simply put - this will not do.